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Hugo Kessler
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Software Engineer at . Wesleyan University '19. Majored in film. I write. And also design stuff. He/him/his. 🏳️‍🌈
I fear I’ve become a Running Person. I actually like doing it??
June 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
*Sigh*
New: Jeff Bezos emailed staff at the Washington Post this morning announcing that the Post opinion pages going forward were largely going to focus on defending personal liberties and free markets. Current opinion section editor David Shipley is out.
February 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Whenever I want to be unnerved, all I need to do is take a shower at the gym, because the sounds people make in there could frighten small children.
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Happy to be home for a lot of reasons, not least because I’m reunited with my cat, but also because my apartment has bidets and I missed them.
January 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
No one would ever guess that the tune I’m bopping to on the subway is Poor Wandering One from Gilbert and Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance.
January 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is the first year I’m flying Delta out of SFO at this time of year instead of United, which means I’m at terminal 1 instead of terminal 3. And geez, it’s so much nicer. Terminal 3 is normally jam packed, whereas Terminal 1 is like a ghost town around the C gates.
December 23, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Tea bags that infuse deadly spores would be a good alien invasion plan in Doctor Who.

www.uab.cat/web/newsroom...
Commercial tea bags release millions of microplastics when in use
A UAB research has characterised in detail how polymer-based commercial tea bags release millions of nanoplastics and microplastics when...
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December 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Oh fun, a car of teens just drove past me and one shouted out the window, “fucking faggot!”
December 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
The tsunami warning is… something.
December 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM
@jon.gluck.dev welcome to the sky. Sky’s the limit.
December 4, 2024 at 8:42 PM
The Clear line having the slogan “less waiting, more exploring” plastered all over it feels like an intentional joke.
December 1, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Made a pumpkin cake for Thanksgiving.

Used this recipe: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1019...

But substituted the buttercream frosting with a brown butter cream cheese frosting from this: www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/carr...

Honestly think it might be my favorite cake I’ve made. *So* yummy!
November 29, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by Hugo Kessler
the 2019 show "years and years" is so funny because even though it was about a dystopian 2020s, it ended up really underestimating how bad things would get
November 27, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Seeing Wicked tomorrow and already mentally preparing myself for having Defying Gravity stuck in my head for weeks again.
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Nothing says arriving home like being shoved into the Dulles people movers.
November 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
In case you’ve never watched Jet Lag: The Game, may I suggest you do:

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November 18, 2024 at 6:34 PM