Mrs Ducky
@hugmyducky.bsky.social
Love well endowed, intelligent men and shrimp. ***IF YOU KNOW ME IRL--NO YOU DONT!!***
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Mrs Ducky
@hugmyducky.bsky.social
· Apr 16
When you feel depressed and alone just remember that statistically 9 people per day masturbate thinking about you.
Trying to hit $350 so I dont lose my job. Any amount helps. Feel free to share.
Finally got a job for my disability that allows work from home but need some start up supplies. Took over a year to find this job and I really need it. Anything helps. ko-fi.com/pinkypie6969...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Trying to hit $350 so I dont lose my job. Any amount helps. Feel free to share.
Finally got a job for my disability that allows work from home but need some start up supplies. Took over a year to find this job and I really need it. Anything helps. ko-fi.com/pinkypie6969...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Finally got a job for my disability that allows work from home but need some start up supplies. Took over a year to find this job and I really need it. Anything helps. ko-fi.com/pinkypie6969...
I know this may sound odd but the Pilot G207 are the best pens EVER!! If I could find them in every color Id buy 3 of each to to keep a stockpile!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I know this may sound odd but the Pilot G207 are the best pens EVER!! If I could find them in every color Id buy 3 of each to to keep a stockpile!!
Some people really shouldn't be left unsupervised...ever!!
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Some people really shouldn't be left unsupervised...ever!!
I did not wish death upon Mr. Kirk but I won't pretend Ill miss him either.
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I did not wish death upon Mr. Kirk but I won't pretend Ill miss him either.
Donald Drumpf is a first class dingus and from the bottom of my heart I wish him every pain he has inflicted on others.
August 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Donald Drumpf is a first class dingus and from the bottom of my heart I wish him every pain he has inflicted on others.
Trump can lick my duck dingleberries.
August 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trump can lick my duck dingleberries.
There are two things I will always believe: 1. All you need to do is exist to be worthy of love and compassion. That's not an automatic pass to be an unmitigated douche, but you can be held accountable and be loved. 2. Penis jokes will always be funny. Always.
July 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There are two things I will always believe: 1. All you need to do is exist to be worthy of love and compassion. That's not an automatic pass to be an unmitigated douche, but you can be held accountable and be loved. 2. Penis jokes will always be funny. Always.
While I dont know what the human word is, in Duck the word we use to describe the Tangerine Toddler is "dumb cunt," which means dumb cunt. Stay lovely duckies!
June 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
While I dont know what the human word is, in Duck the word we use to describe the Tangerine Toddler is "dumb cunt," which means dumb cunt. Stay lovely duckies!
If the world is going to end Id like to start something like a seed vault but for hot male nudes. So many wonderful tallywhakers that should be preserved as art. Send me all your artwork gents. For posterity.
May 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If the world is going to end Id like to start something like a seed vault but for hot male nudes. So many wonderful tallywhakers that should be preserved as art. Send me all your artwork gents. For posterity.
This world is full of selfish assholes who think they're doing the world a favor if they stop being selfish assholes for 5 seconds.
May 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This world is full of selfish assholes who think they're doing the world a favor if they stop being selfish assholes for 5 seconds.
I am bored off my tits!! Someone do something amusing or pornographic!
May 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I am bored off my tits!! Someone do something amusing or pornographic!
Sometimes our greatest strength is vulnerability...or liquor. Depends on the day.
April 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sometimes our greatest strength is vulnerability...or liquor. Depends on the day.
When you feel depressed and alone just remember that statistically 9 people per day masturbate thinking about you.
April 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
When you feel depressed and alone just remember that statistically 9 people per day masturbate thinking about you.
Maybe the real war plans were the drunken irresponsible friends we made along the way.
March 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Maybe the real war plans were the drunken irresponsible friends we made along the way.
Put it on my bill!!! Bring it mother huggers!!
March 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Put it on my bill!!! Bring it mother huggers!!
Dear Democrats: I don't give a feathered ducks rump about class, composure and decorum. Get off your ass. Start frothing at the mouth. Get angry and get shit done.
March 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dear Democrats: I don't give a feathered ducks rump about class, composure and decorum. Get off your ass. Start frothing at the mouth. Get angry and get shit done.
Rest now ducks. There are still many battles left to be fought.
March 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Rest now ducks. There are still many battles left to be fought.
Do you ever hear an idiot talk and wish you could throw a handful of warm mayonnaise at their stupid face?! Just me? Ok then.
February 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Do you ever hear an idiot talk and wish you could throw a handful of warm mayonnaise at their stupid face?! Just me? Ok then.
Well me and Mr Duck are about 1k behind on bills. If you are in the North Texas area and in the market for two adjustable beds or a kitchen table let me know.
February 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Well me and Mr Duck are about 1k behind on bills. If you are in the North Texas area and in the market for two adjustable beds or a kitchen table let me know.