I continue to need to snap to a reality where MTG still isn't Magic the Gathering and in fact the initials of a terrible person

But I still had to ask myself "what did Wizards do this time??"

Honestly, I'm just glad everyone likes the old bake-danuki as much as I do

You should know the "better" language.

Moots. Oomphies. Yanno, the things the kids say.

This is not the reason...
It's not fear
It is wisdom
Knowing you would tumble through the rest of your life, destroying all in your wake without a care

... And you're already always hungry, why make that worse?

Hella gay more like

the game I decided to look at the trophy requirements and saw that I had just gotten "The Expert's Journey"

... My dumb ass forgot that there was a difficulty select at the start and I chose expert. Literally none of the feedback I had matters when I was PLAYING ON HARD THE WHOLE TIME AAAAHHHHH

There is no song I cannot howl along with

Nah, it was just the sound of me getting a text mesaage

I know what you meant but I still thought "Bara birth, wait hangon..."

Ah, complaining on the internet instead, I see

I hope you'll survive.

Fuck!