Howard ✡🟦🎗
@howarda-atlaw.bsky.social
Attorney, author, pianist, parodist, Nice Jewish Boy. Hate nazis, either GQP, Berniebabies or DSA. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.
If you never saw one, picture this with the soundtrack "quiet, piggy."
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you never saw one, picture this with the soundtrack "quiet, piggy."
A Free Phallustine freak put me on a list of "nazis" on Twitter so:
1)We're not "European", the Kingdom of Judah/Isreal existed 3,000 years ago
2) "Semitic" refers to a language, not a people
3) You don't get to feign virtue with Hamas's red triangle in your bio
1)We're not "European", the Kingdom of Judah/Isreal existed 3,000 years ago
2) "Semitic" refers to a language, not a people
3) You don't get to feign virtue with Hamas's red triangle in your bio
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A Free Phallustine freak put me on a list of "nazis" on Twitter so:
1)We're not "European", the Kingdom of Judah/Isreal existed 3,000 years ago
2) "Semitic" refers to a language, not a people
3) You don't get to feign virtue with Hamas's red triangle in your bio
1)We're not "European", the Kingdom of Judah/Isreal existed 3,000 years ago
2) "Semitic" refers to a language, not a people
3) You don't get to feign virtue with Hamas's red triangle in your bio
National Geographic presents:
When Goldendoodles attack.
When Goldendoodles attack.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
National Geographic presents:
When Goldendoodles attack.
When Goldendoodles attack.
Oh FFS:
JD Vance is throwing a Chanukah party he called "Golden Noel." (which means "Christmas").
And no, Chanukah does not fall on Christmas this year - it starts next Sunday.
JD Vance is throwing a Chanukah party he called "Golden Noel." (which means "Christmas").
And no, Chanukah does not fall on Christmas this year - it starts next Sunday.
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oh FFS:
JD Vance is throwing a Chanukah party he called "Golden Noel." (which means "Christmas").
And no, Chanukah does not fall on Christmas this year - it starts next Sunday.
JD Vance is throwing a Chanukah party he called "Golden Noel." (which means "Christmas").
And no, Chanukah does not fall on Christmas this year - it starts next Sunday.
Guys, the Mamdani-loving menswear guy blocked me.
L'Chaim, Derek!
L'Chaim, Derek!
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Guys, the Mamdani-loving menswear guy blocked me.
L'Chaim, Derek!
L'Chaim, Derek!
He's the best! In fact, in honor of the upcoming Chanukah celebration, Benji would love to share his dreidel!
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He's the best! In fact, in honor of the upcoming Chanukah celebration, Benji would love to share his dreidel!
BREAKING:
Under fire by the GOP for extra-judicial killings, Pete Hesgeth, in a bid to try to win over "Democratic Socialist" Graham Platner supporters, changed his title to *SS* Secretary of War.
Who's betting Petey and Graham Cracker have matching hitler tattoos?
Under fire by the GOP for extra-judicial killings, Pete Hesgeth, in a bid to try to win over "Democratic Socialist" Graham Platner supporters, changed his title to *SS* Secretary of War.
Who's betting Petey and Graham Cracker have matching hitler tattoos?
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
BREAKING:
Under fire by the GOP for extra-judicial killings, Pete Hesgeth, in a bid to try to win over "Democratic Socialist" Graham Platner supporters, changed his title to *SS* Secretary of War.
Who's betting Petey and Graham Cracker have matching hitler tattoos?
Under fire by the GOP for extra-judicial killings, Pete Hesgeth, in a bid to try to win over "Democratic Socialist" Graham Platner supporters, changed his title to *SS* Secretary of War.
Who's betting Petey and Graham Cracker have matching hitler tattoos?
I bought Dad a customized sweater for Chanukah. I bought one for Mom, too.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I bought Dad a customized sweater for Chanukah. I bought one for Mom, too.
I baked b.c my Dad has kidney disease and multiple myeloma, so non-sweet potato casserole made with carrots and parsnips, homemade cranberry sauce, french macarons, baked zucchini and an apple gallette,
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I baked b.c my Dad has kidney disease and multiple myeloma, so non-sweet potato casserole made with carrots and parsnips, homemade cranberry sauce, french macarons, baked zucchini and an apple gallette,
Mamdani chose Alex Vitale to head Public Safety - Vitale, who literally wrote a book called "ending policing," What could possibly go wrong? Also, the other pro-Hamas picks (Abbie just met with the head of the Iranian regime), not great.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Mamdani chose Alex Vitale to head Public Safety - Vitale, who literally wrote a book called "ending policing," What could possibly go wrong? Also, the other pro-Hamas picks (Abbie just met with the head of the Iranian regime), not great.
Benji says glad we're in this together!
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Benji says glad we're in this together!
Happy Birthday! If you lived closer, Benji would share cake!
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Happy Birthday! If you lived closer, Benji would share cake!
Ireland announced it may boycott Eurovision if Israel is allowed to participate. So little reminder, this was Ireland's entrant, Temu Maleficent "Bambi Thug" who Israel beat out last time.
Ireland is not sending its best. Then again, maybe it is.
Ireland is not sending its best. Then again, maybe it is.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ireland announced it may boycott Eurovision if Israel is allowed to participate. So little reminder, this was Ireland's entrant, Temu Maleficent "Bambi Thug" who Israel beat out last time.
Ireland is not sending its best. Then again, maybe it is.
Ireland is not sending its best. Then again, maybe it is.
Thanksgiving 2021: Baby Benji wanting to explore the house, and, in the background, big brother Barney relaxing under the kitchen table (and hoping for some fallen food):
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thanksgiving 2021: Baby Benji wanting to explore the house, and, in the background, big brother Barney relaxing under the kitchen table (and hoping for some fallen food):
My dad can't have potatoes b/c he has stage 3 kidney disease, so I made a fake "not sweet potato" pie from carrots and parsnips.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My dad can't have potatoes b/c he has stage 3 kidney disease, so I made a fake "not sweet potato" pie from carrots and parsnips.
I made an apple gallette for Thanksgiving, first time making a homemade crust,
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I made an apple gallette for Thanksgiving, first time making a homemade crust,
I am sorry to read this, Renee. Wishing you as happy and safe a Thanksgiving as possible, and sending a Benji hug.
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I am sorry to read this, Renee. Wishing you as happy and safe a Thanksgiving as possible, and sending a Benji hug.
But tell me again the hammer and sicko pasty progressives 'are just criticizing Israel" and don't at all support rape, terrorism and mass murder.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
But tell me again the hammer and sicko pasty progressives 'are just criticizing Israel" and don't at all support rape, terrorism and mass murder.
"But (((A I P A C)))!!!!"
Funny how "progressives" rage against a tiny group of Jews but are fine with this.
Funny how "progressives" rage against a tiny group of Jews but are fine with this.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"But (((A I P A C)))!!!!"
Funny how "progressives" rage against a tiny group of Jews but are fine with this.
Funny how "progressives" rage against a tiny group of Jews but are fine with this.
Four years ago today, my parents brought this little guy into their empty nest. Happy Gotcha Day, Benji!
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Four years ago today, my parents brought this little guy into their empty nest. Happy Gotcha Day, Benji!
I know, I know!
The answer is, MTG.
The answer is, MTG.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I know, I know!
The answer is, MTG.
The answer is, MTG.
Two points if you can guess what Benji is thinking
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Two points if you can guess what Benji is thinking
Meanwhile, the massive group behind the performative no kings protest platforming Vanilla Isis to attack Jews
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Meanwhile, the massive group behind the performative no kings protest platforming Vanilla Isis to attack Jews