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Hot Sake
@hotsake.bsky.social
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He/Him. Moss respecter. I HAVE A NORMAL AMOUNT OF SOCIAL SKILLS.
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What's in the booox?
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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A panel from a Chick Tract often used as a reaction meme. It's a panel of men's faces looking at a silhouette in the foreground. One has a speech bubble over his head with the words "Shut up!" The caption at the top reads, "Most people rejected His message." The caption at the bottom reads, "They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16" Fuck Chuck Schumer, the useless worm.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Describe your cat's personality in one photo
A brown tabby cat (torby?) sunning herself on top of a cat tower. Her mouth is half open exposing her fangs, and her eyes are squinting at the camera in a "not quite awake yet" way. Or a "the fuck you looking at" way.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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This one's for the Castle Rat fans
A sign from the Zohran sign generator. It reads "CRY for me, baby"
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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A clean toe is a happy toe
A silver tabby cat sitting on the back of the couch, cleaning her front paws. Her eyes are shut and her tongue is stuck between two of her toes
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I sent a check for $10,000 to "Lee Kum Kee" because I like his product. I wanted him to have a little walking around money!
A bottle of Lee Kum Kee premium premium oyster sauce. The label features a boy on a boat loaded with oysters. If you're going to get this delicious sauce, be sure the first ingredient on the label is "oysters". Try going to an Asian grocery. Most of what you'll find in US chains is fake "oyster flavored sauce".
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Each month of this calendar is more deranged than the last
The November image of my Star Wars themed cat calendar, "Cat Wars". An orange cat holding a purple lightsaber is standing behind a lighter orange cat who is walking away obliviously. There are lightning bolts coming from the first cat's eyes, towards the second cat, who seems completely unaffected. The text at the top reads, "I am not the cat you are looking for."
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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So sick of these fake gamer girls like you don't even know what to do with that controller!
A tabby cat sitting on top of a PC case, looking at the camera. Her front paws are tucked under an 8BotDo Pro gamepad.
October 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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"Did you make that attack ad mailer yet?"

"Sure did, boss, made him look real fucking cool just like you wanted."
A Democratic attack ad for the Republican candidate Chad Green. On the left is a photo of him flipping off the camera against a mug shot background. On the right is a box of text with the header "Disrespecting police".
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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An image of the GI Joe character shipwreck from the parody PSA videos. There's a green parrot perched on his shoulder. The bottom text reads "dockside bars?"
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I hate to break it to you, but Korea built a huge network of locations across the country for this very purpose!
A building facade in Seoul showing the name of a coffee shop, "A Twosome Place". Partially visible writing on the wall behind the glass says something with the word "sensual", as if to drive home the point that it's for fuckin'
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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The Alien Bounty Hunter character from the X-Files, portrayed by Brian Thompson. The character works for the aliens trying to colonize Earth through the black oil virus, which apparently Katie just admitted to carrying.
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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When we went to Disneyland, my mom called this ride "The Steely Dans" because they look like the silver vibrators of the same name, which is what the band is named after.
Disneyland's Golden Zephyr ride. The ride consists of several long silver swings that resemble retro sci-fi images of silver rocket ships. The swings are attached by cables to a central tower which rotates, causing them to "fly" around it in a circle. They do kind of look like dildos.
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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These Walking Dead spinoffs are really scraping the barrel, huh?
Spotify ad for the CBS show The Road, which is apparently about country musicians. The image is a gold-tinged scene of men and women arranged in front of a tour bus on the left and a building on the right. Nobody is looking at each other, and the large ensemble cast resembles promo art for every Walking Dead series on TV.
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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If the door's open, mine often hangs out on the rim of the tub between the liner and the curtain. She wants to be close, but does not want to be wet.
A brown tabby cat sitting on the rim of a yellow plastic bathtub, between the shower curtain and the liner.
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Posting hole
A brown tabby cat upside down in a Shin Ramyun box. Her hind legs are splayed over her head, and she is grasping a toy with her forelimbs
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Empty head no thoughts
A gray tabby kitty staring into the camera with a vacant expression
October 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Timeline teaming up to get my ass
A screenshot of a post timeline. The first part is from @kottke.org and reads "The Movies That Defined Gen X". Below it is a post from @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social that reads "Sometimes I forget some of you are old as balls"
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Unrelated, but it reminded me of this absolute banger edit I think more people need to see:
Photoshop of a panel from Junji Ito's Amigara Fault manga. A circular disk with a face is about to enter a square hole in the wall. The disk is saying, "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!" The next panel is a drawing of Alison Burke's horrified face from the viral square hole video.
October 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Spotted in Charlottesville
A torn poster of a person smashing a Cybertruck. The caption reads "rage against the machine"
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM