Most farm-goers tend to get straight to work upon entering the stables—as you can imagine, the scent is far more alluring than the sounds alone & are a universal sign of ‘attention-seeking’ behavior 🥴🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~

This should literally be IMPOSSIBLE with hooves but—here’s where stablehands come into play 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Dithering or not—don’t they look like fun to flop ‘round in your own palm? 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~

L-look at me in the eyes while you watch—I know w-why you wandered into my stable in the f-first place—are you g-getting dickstracted 🥴🐴💦 Snort~

It’s n-not my fault you left this in my st-stable—what’d you expect me to do, not u-use it for hours 🤤🐴💦 Whinny~

If ya’ ever find a reason to be stressed, just lean back & breath; it’ll do wonders when you just accept that you’re a thoughtless, productive breeder 😤😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Horses + Plastic = Makeshift Breeding Mount

It’s the perfect trap to keep’em busy for hours~

😵‍💫🐴💦 Whinny~