Senator "Asparagus Pee" Meatlord
@hontdog.bsky.social
(Ⓐ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest)
Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP
Trans lives are precious
I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry
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Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP
Trans lives are precious
I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
i used to go 3 days at a time a lot, and like clockwork around that third day my brain got real fucken disorganized
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to go 3 days at a time a lot, and like clockwork around that third day my brain got real fucken disorganized
the dreaded 4th wheel
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the dreaded 4th wheel
pretzel husband
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
pretzel husband
pile of cabinets shaped like a christmas tree
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
pile of cabinets shaped like a christmas tree
same, but the vastness of the world was so goddamn compelling to me
I still have yet to beat it, i may savescum it here soon
I still have yet to beat it, i may savescum it here soon
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
same, but the vastness of the world was so goddamn compelling to me
I still have yet to beat it, i may savescum it here soon
I still have yet to beat it, i may savescum it here soon
oh hell yes, i fucking love legacy of the wizard
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
oh hell yes, i fucking love legacy of the wizard
bro i promise theres other funny white dudes out there
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bro i promise theres other funny white dudes out there
cmon scoob
you know you wanna take a big stack of meat and a big stack of cheese and shuffle it like a deck of cards, and make a big ol sandwich
you know you wanna take a big stack of meat and a big stack of cheese and shuffle it like a deck of cards, and make a big ol sandwich
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
cmon scoob
you know you wanna take a big stack of meat and a big stack of cheese and shuffle it like a deck of cards, and make a big ol sandwich
you know you wanna take a big stack of meat and a big stack of cheese and shuffle it like a deck of cards, and make a big ol sandwich
ugh i was about to go for the throat with that and i caught the block
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ugh i was about to go for the throat with that and i caught the block
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
PRAISE BE TO PUFF
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
PRAISE BE TO PUFF
thats politics baby!
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
thats politics baby!
its not fake im looking at the files right now and taylor swift is all over them here's a taste:
"haha yeah i'll be there in june, please make sure i am supplied with fresh cats"
"haha yeah i'll be there in june, please make sure i am supplied with fresh cats"
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
its not fake im looking at the files right now and taylor swift is all over them here's a taste:
"haha yeah i'll be there in june, please make sure i am supplied with fresh cats"
"haha yeah i'll be there in june, please make sure i am supplied with fresh cats"
oh im already here
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh im already here
cmon people dont argue with jokes on the internet, be serious
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
cmon people dont argue with jokes on the internet, be serious
look its fine that you like her music but the fact is shes a monster and her crimes make jeff epstein look like a catholic priest
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
look its fine that you like her music but the fact is shes a monster and her crimes make jeff epstein look like a catholic priest
i need a minute
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i need a minute
they're already all over the internet, do your own research sweatie
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
they're already all over the internet, do your own research sweatie
well you remember that one show on nickelo...
...HEY NICE TRY
...HEY NICE TRY
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
well you remember that one show on nickelo...
...HEY NICE TRY
...HEY NICE TRY