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Senator "Asparagus Pee" Meatlord
@hontdog.bsky.social
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(Ⓐ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest)

Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP

Trans lives are precious

I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry

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hontdog.bsky.social
Writers in the 60s: "so shes like a egypt lady"

"what should she be eating in the scene?"

"hot dog"
wet goblin cannot believe they gave this egypt lady a fucking hot dog to eat
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
what

...happened last night
wet goblin's MS Paint collage its a lot of random shit, mostly "no toss from high, an egg kill a boy" memes
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin put the squiggle muppet on top of the guy from everyone loves raymond this is the promo for the 9th season
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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wet goblin drew a little squiggle muppet
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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wet goblin holding a hampter the windows say no toss from high an egg kill a boy
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin changed this skeet to no toss from high, an egg kill a boy
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin's butt no toss from high an egg kill a boy
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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wet goblin high-fivin a kid in the face with a caption "no toss from high an egg kill a boy"
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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wet goblin leaning out the window to shout no toss from high an egg kill a boy
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin was in the second tower when skips feet hit 9/11, pictured here rocketing into the building
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
me too bro. me too.
wet goblin's favorite page of There's a Wocket In My Pocket: "but that BOFA on the sofa? well I wish he wasn't there" its a kid reading a book
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin is a bunny on a platform, slowly dipping skips post into a pool of lava this is because its a bad post and skip is bad
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin is one little face in particular, close up all like < O
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin found feet in the picture
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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wet goblin's closeup of senator meatlord's mouth saying (in tiny font) hooray
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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wet goblin put THE MOUF on every one of skips toes
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
buccal fat removal got 20 year olds lookin like
wet goblin: the general dude from star wars, the one with the really gaunt lookin face
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin's favorite card+dice game, fill or bust. its a box that says fill or bust that has dice and cards on it. 2 or more players. age 9 to adult.
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
wet goblin made this popcorn on a string and bobby from king of the hill (pictured here) is eatin em with a stupid face *cromch*
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
hontdog.bsky.social
[muffled screaming]
wet goblin put THE MOUF on this hotdog, which batman is eating. "batman eats a hotdog" the caption says. The caption is correct.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
clown poison delivery near me
wet goblin's Deep Thoughts "to me clowns arent funny. in fact theyre kinda scary. i ve wondered where this started, and i think it goes back to the time when i went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
fun reminder that this dude beat the brakes off andy dick
wet goblin's favorite SNL news correspondent, Jon Lovitz (pictured here playing "annoying man")
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
boy those globalists have got their disinformation supply chain on LOCK its insane
wet goblin screencapped a liberal say (paraphrased) "you're probably sitting in bangladesh, pretending to be an american, reading your russian talking points"
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
hontdog.bsky.social
BRO
wet goblin highlighted the vacuum logo that says BRO
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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wet goblin changed the original text to say "so @hontdog.bsky.social is a winner. he should be praised forever. (with lots of red lines and squiggles)
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM