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Simone 💜
@honeybrown.bsky.social
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im fucking god?
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
making milk bread rolls for the first time and the damn dough refuses to rise even after proofing for 2 hours….thanksgiving dinner is in an hour and a half 💜
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
my character in where winds meet is soooo dazzlingly beautiful i cant concentrate on the cutscenes 😩
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
these were sooo good i also made mapo tofu udon and carbonara udon but my hungry ass forgot to take a picture before eating them
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i will absolutely eat up a skirt and heeled boot combo 💯
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i wanted so badly to recreate this photo but i had no conceivable way to explain to my coworkers why i needed them to make this shot 😔
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
*goes to chicago once* should i fucking move here? 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
no disrespect intended as you are my dear oomf but ‘breaking it down in an obscene fashion’ is kinda giving this
September 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO MEEEE BYE
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
working four 10 hour shifts and having 3 days off in a row is kinda goated wait…
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i’ve been going on a lot of walks lately to soak up the last of the pnw summer. i’m going to miss the sun so bad once it disappears for 9 months straight 😭
September 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
the way the movie was literally this
August 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
how it feels having such a tight budget that i can’t even afford $100-$300 worth of random bullshit each paycheck anymore 😩
August 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
me after playing expedition 33 i guess idk
August 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
these tiktok ads i keep getting?
August 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
August 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Mondays at the email job I hoped and prayed for
August 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
it’s mofusand and megan thee motherfucking stallion!
August 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
me @ oomf
August 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i am sooooo full of rum rn
August 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
its the most ridiculous thing ever jfjdjdkdkd
August 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
been a year to the day since i last got nock (nonbinary cock) i think im fading spiritually….physically and emotionally i am doing better than ever though
August 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
oh! i dont quite like the middle row i fear
August 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM