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A man with a fork in a world of soup.
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The Nobel committee need to bring in a player of the season award
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Nobel committee need to bring in a player of the season award
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
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“Europe must now fight to save Ukraine and itself as bravely as Ukraine has been fighting to save itself and Europe for a decade. The resources are there, but the courage is not.
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Europe must now fight to save Ukraine and itself as bravely as Ukraine has been fighting to save itself and Europe for a decade. The resources are there, but the courage is not.
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”
- Garry Kasparov
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“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
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Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
www.independent.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
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Timeline cleanse—sound on.
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Timeline cleanse—sound on.
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.
I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲
📸Michael Fogelman
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
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Democrats, last Tuesday:
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Democrats, last Tuesday:
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
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This is Stephan. He just wants to help. 13/10 such a good boy
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is Stephan. He just wants to help. 13/10 such a good boy
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Reform are into Day Three of Racismsplaining. It's harder than it looks.
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reform are into Day Three of Racismsplaining. It's harder than it looks.
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
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My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
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“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”
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RIP Dave
RIP Dave
Soft Cell - Say Hello, Wave Goodbye
YouTube video by SoftCellVEVO
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October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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RIP Dave
RIP Dave
Selection of Jim Moir paintings from his exhibition at the Lady Lever Gallery at Port Sunlight. These photos don't do it justice, but he has a real talent.
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Selection of Jim Moir paintings from his exhibition at the Lady Lever Gallery at Port Sunlight. These photos don't do it justice, but he has a real talent.
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The daring jewel heist at the Louvre was a masterclass in efficient planning, skill and organisation. It's imperative that the culprits are now apprehended and asked to form a government.
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The daring jewel heist at the Louvre was a masterclass in efficient planning, skill and organisation. It's imperative that the culprits are now apprehended and asked to form a government.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit