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A man with a fork in a world of soup.
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The Nobel committee need to bring in a player of the season award
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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“Europe must now fight to save Ukraine and itself as bravely as Ukraine has been fighting to save itself and Europe for a decade. The resources are there, but the courage is not.

STOP pretending Trump will ever turn on Putin and face reality and fight.”

- Garry Kasparov
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Timeline cleanse—sound on.
Watch these woodpecker nestlings enjoying their first rain days before leaving the nest.

I live in a region where these beauties are common. My dad used to feed them from his deck. He rigged a pulley system that carried a can of suet into the trees.🌲

📸Michael Fogelman
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Duck duel
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Democrats, last Tuesday:
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This is Stephan. He just wants to help. 13/10 such a good boy
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Reform are into Day Three of Racismsplaining. It's harder than it looks.
thecritic.co.uk/easy...
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Selection of Jim Moir paintings from his exhibition at the Lady Lever Gallery at Port Sunlight. These photos don't do it justice, but he has a real talent.
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The daring jewel heist at the Louvre was a masterclass in efficient planning, skill and organisation. It's imperative that the culprits are now apprehended and asked to form a government.
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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5 o'clock somewhere
October 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM