Gus, last year: “Michigan planting the flag and causing a flight is the worst thing to ever happen to this sport”

Fox, this year: *an action packed montage of said fight, set to pump up music*

Lmao no one said he had “legendary polish,” get out of here

I mean he’s right though

Thanks for this expert analysis

AHEM

You will never make me stop

Astute analysis

An app that’s just this

✅ He sent a birthday card to Epstein implying they share wonderful secrets
✅ He gave special accommodation to Ghislaine in exchange for her silence

WHY IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE?

✅ Trump burst in on teenagers getting dressed on purpose
✅ Ivanka made Trump promise not to date her teenage friends
✅ Epstein violently died in Trump DoJ custody
✅ Tape of that night was edited
✅ Trump has dozens of accusers
✅ one alleged she was raped by Trump at 14 at Epstein’s house (withdrawn)