🎃Brian K. Pittman: Critical Cryptid🎃
@holynosebleed.bsky.social
Actual SJW sasquatch who rambles about geek culture & porn. Absolutely bloody savage. Known to ruin the days of chuds. Panromantic demisexual, he/him, antifascist. Profile art by @yoursforest.bsky.social
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
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A BIG @kickstarter.com pledge cancelled. We dropped 14% overnight. It happens. If this story matters to you: RT, share, tell someone. bit.ly/croc-dance-ks
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
A BIG @kickstarter.com pledge cancelled. We dropped 14% overnight. It happens. If this story matters to you: RT, share, tell someone. bit.ly/croc-dance-ks
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
Fuck Harry Potter, watch Little Witch Academia
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Fuck Harry Potter, watch Little Witch Academia
Two undead people who are themselves victims trapped in a vicious cycle.
Btw, if anyone knows the original artist so I can credit them, I'd appreciate it. I looked and couldn't find them.
Btw, if anyone knows the original artist so I can credit them, I'd appreciate it. I looked and couldn't find them.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Two undead people who are themselves victims trapped in a vicious cycle.
Btw, if anyone knows the original artist so I can credit them, I'd appreciate it. I looked and couldn't find them.
Btw, if anyone knows the original artist so I can credit them, I'd appreciate it. I looked and couldn't find them.
Here's almost a hundred, because I'm unhinged.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Here's almost a hundred, because I'm unhinged.
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back.
There needs to be a R.E.P.O. mod that adds shelves into the truck because our truck is a fucking mess.
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
There needs to be a R.E.P.O. mod that adds shelves into the truck because our truck is a fucking mess.
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It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It is my birthday, please celebrate according to tradition: as a skeleton screaming for 30 seconds
Had to really think about what films genuinely bring me comfort. I came up with quite a lot, actually.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Had to really think about what films genuinely bring me comfort. I came up with quite a lot, actually.
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NEW VIDEO !!!
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
NEW VIDEO !!!
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
about pokemon gen 1 and how its cute lil world flares up my imagination with all the cute lil things in it and how its laid out and presented :3
LINK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqax...
Considering how many great films dropped this year, I'd say his take will age worse than Dragonball Evolution.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Considering how many great films dropped this year, I'd say his take will age worse than Dragonball Evolution.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
Like, seriously, these movies came out this year and he's saying this shit. Dude's so deep into that bottle that he's drowning in his own incoherence.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Watching the HBO It show (mild spoilers for the HBO It show)
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Watching the HBO It show (mild spoilers for the HBO It show)
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ok, no more politics skeets, only video games.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ok, no more politics skeets, only video games.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
hey, remember in bionic commando when hitler said "AH . . . !" and then his entire head exploded? great game.
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Am I doing it right?
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Am I doing it right?
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Frank Frazetta painting in his yard. Just as we all imagined it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Frank Frazetta painting in his yard. Just as we all imagined it.
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Out today! Tons of back matter, gorgeous art by Dale Eaglesham, Ken Lashley and more, brand new cover by Nicola Scott Art! You need it!
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Out today! Tons of back matter, gorgeous art by Dale Eaglesham, Ken Lashley and more, brand new cover by Nicola Scott Art! You need it!
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