hobodemon
@hobodemon.bsky.social
A miserable pile of secrets, broken upon eighteen wheels for the crime of pursuing alchemy rather than a trade
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in these existentially horrifying times, and good luck to everyone fighting over the trenchers over matters of theory versus praxis.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in these existentially horrifying times, and good luck to everyone fighting over the trenchers over matters of theory versus praxis.
Plus, persons of the empeniled variety can make their own invisible ink, but trying to get the folks at Kinko's to print out your blog with the stuff just gets you banned from Kinko's.
I tried telling them to change the name if that's not permitted, but they just called the cops.
I tried telling them to change the name if that's not permitted, but they just called the cops.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Plus, persons of the empeniled variety can make their own invisible ink, but trying to get the folks at Kinko's to print out your blog with the stuff just gets you banned from Kinko's.
I tried telling them to change the name if that's not permitted, but they just called the cops.
I tried telling them to change the name if that's not permitted, but they just called the cops.
To be fair, lampreys and leeches are the experts on controlled exsanguination to balance out the humours.
Problem is, it's black bile that RFK2's too full of.
Problem is, it's black bile that RFK2's too full of.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
To be fair, lampreys and leeches are the experts on controlled exsanguination to balance out the humours.
Problem is, it's black bile that RFK2's too full of.
Problem is, it's black bile that RFK2's too full of.
RFK Jr used to prank neighbors as a kid by faking car accidents and having his friend yell at the driver "Jesus Christ, you just killed another Kennedy!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
RFK Jr used to prank neighbors as a kid by faking car accidents and having his friend yell at the driver "Jesus Christ, you just killed another Kennedy!"
...actually, JFK wasn't that great. He had rizz, but was also constantly zooked out on pain killers for his back, and the whole Cuban Missile Crisis might not have even happened if he hadn't tried that Bay of Pigs stunt to appease Floridian Cubanos with a lost-cause fantasy and Floridian racists.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
...actually, JFK wasn't that great. He had rizz, but was also constantly zooked out on pain killers for his back, and the whole Cuban Missile Crisis might not have even happened if he hadn't tried that Bay of Pigs stunt to appease Floridian Cubanos with a lost-cause fantasy and Floridian racists.
A kid motorboats his mom in that movie, and you are surprised there are critiques that it's overly libertarian?
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A kid motorboats his mom in that movie, and you are surprised there are critiques that it's overly libertarian?
Good thing jellyfish can't hold a bank account
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Good thing jellyfish can't hold a bank account
Burger King can't even work out the logistics for proper mats for workers on their feet all day
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Burger King can't even work out the logistics for proper mats for workers on their feet all day
There are tool-based solutions for that, I prefer KNIFE.
Got myself five stitches externalizing hatred of my clumsiness last week. As long as you're fast at it, pretty pain-free compared to the self-hatred.
Got myself five stitches externalizing hatred of my clumsiness last week. As long as you're fast at it, pretty pain-free compared to the self-hatred.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
There are tool-based solutions for that, I prefer KNIFE.
Got myself five stitches externalizing hatred of my clumsiness last week. As long as you're fast at it, pretty pain-free compared to the self-hatred.
Got myself five stitches externalizing hatred of my clumsiness last week. As long as you're fast at it, pretty pain-free compared to the self-hatred.
There is a bit of perverse incentive, in that doing ICE cooperation agreements keeps actual ICE focused elsewhere.
Still not sure whether those or the fact that nobody in Kentucky is ever more than five seconds away from a gun is why they keep their mitts off our neighbors.
Still not sure whether those or the fact that nobody in Kentucky is ever more than five seconds away from a gun is why they keep their mitts off our neighbors.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
There is a bit of perverse incentive, in that doing ICE cooperation agreements keeps actual ICE focused elsewhere.
Still not sure whether those or the fact that nobody in Kentucky is ever more than five seconds away from a gun is why they keep their mitts off our neighbors.
Still not sure whether those or the fact that nobody in Kentucky is ever more than five seconds away from a gun is why they keep their mitts off our neighbors.
ƃuᴉʇsod ǝpᴉɹd ɐᴉlɐʇI ǝɯos ɐs,ʇᴉ 'ɐᴉɯ ɐɯɯɐW
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ƃuᴉʇsod ǝpᴉɹd ɐᴉlɐʇI ǝɯos ɐs,ʇᴉ 'ɐᴉɯ ɐɯɯɐW
You're asking a lot of questions about the coverup of a child sex trafficking ring that are answered by the fact that they're covering up a child sex trafficking ring.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You're asking a lot of questions about the coverup of a child sex trafficking ring that are answered by the fact that they're covering up a child sex trafficking ring.
Sent to r*pe
Secret donors
Can't hold up to the scape
And what'll he get?
For that taint?
Betrayed hires
And a piece of the blame
Despite all the rage he is still just a rat in a cage
Despite their young age he is still undeservedly unconstrained
Despite deserving worse he's confirmed free of AIDS
Secret donors
Can't hold up to the scape
And what'll he get?
For that taint?
Betrayed hires
And a piece of the blame
Despite all the rage he is still just a rat in a cage
Despite their young age he is still undeservedly unconstrained
Despite deserving worse he's confirmed free of AIDS
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Sent to r*pe
Secret donors
Can't hold up to the scape
And what'll he get?
For that taint?
Betrayed hires
And a piece of the blame
Despite all the rage he is still just a rat in a cage
Despite their young age he is still undeservedly unconstrained
Despite deserving worse he's confirmed free of AIDS
Secret donors
Can't hold up to the scape
And what'll he get?
For that taint?
Betrayed hires
And a piece of the blame
Despite all the rage he is still just a rat in a cage
Despite their young age he is still undeservedly unconstrained
Despite deserving worse he's confirmed free of AIDS
The pubic domands the pornus epdildode.
Insert lewd pun number five here.
Insert lewd pun number five here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The pubic domands the pornus epdildode.
Insert lewd pun number five here.
Insert lewd pun number five here.
Nah, those boyars aren't about to give up their shot at doing a Kronstadt
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Nah, those boyars aren't about to give up their shot at doing a Kronstadt
I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but what does that have to do with the chili?
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but what does that have to do with the chili?
I've heard good things about Crass but haven't put enough time into listening to them to know how I'd rank them against Chumbawamba
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I've heard good things about Crass but haven't put enough time into listening to them to know how I'd rank them against Chumbawamba
Yeah, the book notably fails to mention the time he used a couch as a fifi, which is an event that fact checkers have not disproven to have occurred.
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Yeah, the book notably fails to mention the time he used a couch as a fifi, which is an event that fact checkers have not disproven to have occurred.
...this sounds like a violation of the first amendment right to free expression (of bodily fluids) among other things
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
...this sounds like a violation of the first amendment right to free expression (of bodily fluids) among other things
Okay but where was he during March of 1921?
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Okay but where was he during March of 1921?
I don't know if our democracy will survive this administration. But I know there'll be a me-shaped proof-mark on whatever decision out of this circuit court remains relevant afterwards. And I intend to be JoJo-posing.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I don't know if our democracy will survive this administration. But I know there'll be a me-shaped proof-mark on whatever decision out of this circuit court remains relevant afterwards. And I intend to be JoJo-posing.