H.M. Stiller
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Hopefully salty like a salted caramel, not like salmiakki.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
I think it depends.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think it depends.
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oh word
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
oh word
I'm sorry, the best *what?*
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm sorry, the best *what?*
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i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.
I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.
Seasonal reminder that this is the most outrageously underrated Christmas song. I am Jewish and thus don't make the rules. Nevertheless, it is so. youtu.be/8355kIB5x14?...
Father Christmas
YouTube video by The Kinks - Topic
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December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Seasonal reminder that this is the most outrageously underrated Christmas song. I am Jewish and thus don't make the rules. Nevertheless, it is so. youtu.be/8355kIB5x14?...
I don't know if you're emotionally ready to hear this, but British weather is generally quite pleasant.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I don't know if you're emotionally ready to hear this, but British weather is generally quite pleasant.
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
Crazily, I am not a fan of scapegoating minorities. I know, what a bold, edgy take.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Crazily, I am not a fan of scapegoating minorities. I know, what a bold, edgy take.
It's clearly a Gen X kink, which I want to neither shame nor have any part in.
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's clearly a Gen X kink, which I want to neither shame nor have any part in.
Key takeaway from Thanksgiving: My normie but news-watching parents still aren't really aware of who Olivia Nuzzi is.
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Key takeaway from Thanksgiving: My normie but news-watching parents still aren't really aware of who Olivia Nuzzi is.
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Here’s the thing: if you treat all soldiers as intrinsically war criminals, you rob the notion of “war crime” of any meaning. It’s all simply war - which is exactly how people who order war crimes want you to think.
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Here’s the thing: if you treat all soldiers as intrinsically war criminals, you rob the notion of “war crime” of any meaning. It’s all simply war - which is exactly how people who order war crimes want you to think.
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I was like, why did I gain hundreds of followers, and then I saw this
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I was like, why did I gain hundreds of followers, and then I saw this
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Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
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November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
An achievement so monumental, one might even call it Big McLargeHuge.
MST3K is one of the great artistic achievements of the twentieth century.
And of course episode 505 is its peak achievement.
And of course episode 505 is its peak achievement.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
An achievement so monumental, one might even call it Big McLargeHuge.
Seriousness of the situation aside, "Operation Southern Spear" has to have generated a nonzero number of dick jokes, right?
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Seriousness of the situation aside, "Operation Southern Spear" has to have generated a nonzero number of dick jokes, right?
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I think some people are confusing "poverty line" with "at what level of wealth/income do you need to be at to not get totally screwed by a health event or a major accident?" and the answer in the US is "very, very high"
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think some people are confusing "poverty line" with "at what level of wealth/income do you need to be at to not get totally screwed by a health event or a major accident?" and the answer in the US is "very, very high"
There was clearly a quota system for "lowbrow but popular" here.
Just because that 2000s movie generated a meme or two does not make it a classic.
Just because that 2000s movie generated a meme or two does not make it a classic.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
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November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
There was clearly a quota system for "lowbrow but popular" here.
Just because that 2000s movie generated a meme or two does not make it a classic.
Just because that 2000s movie generated a meme or two does not make it a classic.
"So what is this 'six seven' phenomenon? We asked this panel of middle-schoolers, who giggled, refused to tell us, and said we were 'mad chopped.'"
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"So what is this 'six seven' phenomenon? We asked this panel of middle-schoolers, who giggled, refused to tell us, and said we were 'mad chopped.'"
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
Cat supplies: now with added cat
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cat supplies: now with added cat
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Oh my god www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh my god www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...