Hippokloppamus
@hippokloppamus.bsky.social
Can't judge queues
Me neither, was only looking at his numbers yesterday, he's the same output as Cody with far less of the ball... the biggest difference this season is we don't get it to him as often enough or in good enough positions. Mad situation.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Me neither, was only looking at his numbers yesterday, he's the same output as Cody with far less of the ball... the biggest difference this season is we don't get it to him as often enough or in good enough positions. Mad situation.
or the effect it'll have on lads that came in to play with the likes of him, he's drawn a line that separates where we now are from what sold them on us
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
or the effect it'll have on lads that came in to play with the likes of him, he's drawn a line that separates where we now are from what sold them on us
We've got the Premier League's top 2 goalscorers from last season on the bench. Just sayin' ...
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We've got the Premier League's top 2 goalscorers from last season on the bench. Just sayin' ...
That wasn't smart Conor.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That wasn't smart Conor.
Teams have little interest competing with our CBs in aerial duels but they're loving body checking them instead so the 2nd ball is always in the favour. It's right and good this practice is allowed, and that we don't do it too, but we'd be pinged for it is my guess.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Teams have little interest competing with our CBs in aerial duels but they're loving body checking them instead so the 2nd ball is always in the favour. It's right and good this practice is allowed, and that we don't do it too, but we'd be pinged for it is my guess.
Cheers Gaz. I didn't get that granular, thought it'd be TMI for the young pup of a platform but I'll know better in future.
a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie smiling in a room .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie smiling in a room .
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October 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cheers Gaz. I didn't get that granular, thought it'd be TMI for the young pup of a platform but I'll know better in future.
G'evening Gaz, may I enquire as to the prompt you entered to elicit this tumescent glory?
October 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
G'evening Gaz, may I enquire as to the prompt you entered to elicit this tumescent glory?
- couldn't find your police officer wank guy 😔
a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and making a face .
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October 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
- couldn't find your police officer wank guy 😔
They'll have to wait for the TV watershed to show that one.
October 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They'll have to wait for the TV watershed to show that one.
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“Boarded” is a neutral term. They will have been violently and illegally intercepted. Solidarity with the volunteers. All eyes on Gaza
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Boarded” is a neutral term. They will have been violently and illegally intercepted. Solidarity with the volunteers. All eyes on Gaza
we have piqued a little though, we're scaling some piques
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
we have piqued a little though, we're scaling some piques
He was wandering around the centre circle towards the end, our ability to give even the most agoraphobic of keepers an insatiable wanderlust remains undefeated, or something like that. Tough few days, be grand. Probably. Fuck it if it isn't too.
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He was wandering around the centre circle towards the end, our ability to give even the most agoraphobic of keepers an insatiable wanderlust remains undefeated, or something like that. Tough few days, be grand. Probably. Fuck it if it isn't too.
already locked in wading, sorry... up the Reds though
September 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
already locked in wading, sorry... up the Reds though
A slender grasp on correct uses for bleach over in Turkey. Wouldn't mind a few dabs of it myself right now though. The shithouses.
September 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A slender grasp on correct uses for bleach over in Turkey. Wouldn't mind a few dabs of it myself right now though. The shithouses.
I'll be honest, while things aren't going great for us right now a Bradley brace to win it would be a pretty fair result here.
September 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'll be honest, while things aren't going great for us right now a Bradley brace to win it would be a pretty fair result here.
One of the benefits of signing the best striker in the league from Newcastle is Galatasaray will have no clue who he is or what he's about - I am sensing a little "fucking hell" from them already after his first few involvements.
September 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
One of the benefits of signing the best striker in the league from Newcastle is Galatasaray will have no clue who he is or what he's about - I am sensing a little "fucking hell" from them already after his first few involvements.
Not sure the conditions are correct for Ibou to relate a complicated transfer position through the medium of mime/celebration today. There's too much Europe/East - not sure what side of the Bosphorus this stadium is actually.
September 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Not sure the conditions are correct for Ibou to relate a complicated transfer position through the medium of mime/celebration today. There's too much Europe/East - not sure what side of the Bosphorus this stadium is actually.