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not to be daunted by the most gigantic word in the dictionary
one of my recurring nightmares is waking up an hour before the plane leaves and I haven’t packed yet 😬
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
one of my recurring nightmares is waking up an hour before the plane leaves and I haven’t packed yet 😬
The lighting around sunset today was nuts - there was a huge black cloud to the south that made it look like nighttime
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The lighting around sunset today was nuts - there was a huge black cloud to the south that made it look like nighttime
Congratulations, Gurdeep! It looks beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Congratulations, Gurdeep! It looks beautiful.
prelude to a rumble
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
prelude to a rumble
Thursday has been recalled to Wednesday
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Thursday has been recalled to Wednesday
"let's see that loser steve find a better stick than this"
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"let's see that loser steve find a better stick than this"
You’ve Got Mail as written and directed by Werner Herzog
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You’ve Got Mail as written and directed by Werner Herzog
MILS (mom I’d like to soup)
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
MILS (mom I’d like to soup)
it’s not yood, it’s mead
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
it’s not yood, it’s mead
clickety clackety!
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
clickety clackety!
scrooge with the ghost of jacob marley
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
scrooge with the ghost of jacob marley
I can only surmise that, barring a prank, someone had been doing something vegetable-related and it hitched a ride on their sleeve, and then somehow got integrated into the bread-tearing process
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I can only surmise that, barring a prank, someone had been doing something vegetable-related and it hitched a ride on their sleeve, and then somehow got integrated into the bread-tearing process
on another Thanksgiving with my husband’s very WASP-y side of the family, I brought a pie, and the matriarch of that family, a noted c*nt, complimented me on it. my husband piped up to say that I’d used a store-bought crust, and she amended her compliment to say that the *filling* was very good 💀
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
on another Thanksgiving with my husband’s very WASP-y side of the family, I brought a pie, and the matriarch of that family, a noted c*nt, complimented me on it. my husband piped up to say that I’d used a store-bought crust, and she amended her compliment to say that the *filling* was very good 💀
one year my Jewish extended family put me, definitely not a Jew, in charge of making the mashed potatoes for the kosher folks. I have no idea why. I tried my best but I fear there was some accidental cooking implement crossover in the chaos of the kitchen.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
one year my Jewish extended family put me, definitely not a Jew, in charge of making the mashed potatoes for the kosher folks. I have no idea why. I tried my best but I fear there was some accidental cooking implement crossover in the chaos of the kitchen.
that’s some disguise
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
that’s some disguise
(the other story was about complications in pregnancy resulting in higher risk of related health issues later in life, which they’ve apparently just “discovered”)
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
(the other story was about complications in pregnancy resulting in higher risk of related health issues later in life, which they’ve apparently just “discovered”)
reminds me of this classic
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
reminds me of this classic
My husband goes to see his family and I stay home with the cats and watch Netflix
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My husband goes to see his family and I stay home with the cats and watch Netflix
I realized the other day that the girls’ bathroom at Twin Peaks High School has the same motif, too
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I realized the other day that the girls’ bathroom at Twin Peaks High School has the same motif, too
she probably made him put his clothes into a hazmat bag and scrub down before she let him in
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
she probably made him put his clothes into a hazmat bag and scrub down before she let him in