hi-sage.bsky.social
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Where did the whimsy go? The greatest generation put puns and cartoon drawings on bombers and dropped nuclear weapons named "Fat Man" on cities.

Future history books need to be talking about how the pilots of "Goon With the Wind" dropped "Bomby McBombface" on a city and killed 400,000 people.
June 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
June 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
One of my favorite.
Danny DeVito's Contract - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
YouTube video by MacSilverman
youtu.be
May 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Agititted.
May 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Hell yeah, Golden Axe.
May 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
She's a ten, but ideas, gondolas without oars,
cross the shadowy
waters of her
burnt-out eyes.
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' was on the radio a lot when we were kids.
April 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Nice. Very smooth flow, and layered. Could be described as... laminar.
April 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"I went out walking with a bible and a gun"

From 'The Wanderer' by U2 and Johnny Cash, sung by Cash.
Nothing about dryer sheets in it though.
April 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Got nutritious sweat?
April 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Disobeying Jon Bois is the scoriginal sin.
April 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Maud Rise polynya?
April 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The temperature control is pretty tricky yeah? Like, in Japan they traditionally had a full crew living in the brewery, on hand 24/7 to monitor everything.
April 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How I arrive on Bluesky.
a picture of a clown with the words absurdnoise written on the bottom right
ALT: a picture of a clown with the words absurdnoise written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Roman numerals 30.
April 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Turn the popemobile into a sleeper car and smoke fools at red lights kinda pope.
April 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The curse of genius.
I swear to god if buttflap underwear is my 15 minutes of BSky fame I am burning the entire world to the ground.
April 19, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I suppose they consider these things too much or not at all. You gotta kinda side-eye the abyss ya know?
April 19, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hmm. I heard that the DHS was monitoring social media but now I suspect that I misunderstood what that entailed.
April 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Some wit, man.
April 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
🎵 Surely some revelation is at hand; but I have to charge 🎵
April 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Dr. Naismith only sewed homunculi into the ball so that the ball could hop back out of the peach basket on its own. This became obsolete in the modern age of ladders and ball poking sticks.
April 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hoopskirt yurt.
April 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM