Needle in the HeyBails
@heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
If I’d been up there a bit longer, id 100% have gone the fat bike route to get my fix
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If I’d been up there a bit longer, id 100% have gone the fat bike route to get my fix
MN people know how to do winter. Instead of just being miserable for 4-5 months, y’all embrace it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
MN people know how to do winter. Instead of just being miserable for 4-5 months, y’all embrace it.
I vaguely remember someone created an application back in maybe 2012 that would do it but it of course made TOO much sense
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I vaguely remember someone created an application back in maybe 2012 that would do it but it of course made TOO much sense
Ooooh good choice!
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ooooh good choice!
Final Fantasy 6.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Final Fantasy 6.
Carma’s first outfit and me thinks it’s a size too small already lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Carma’s first outfit and me thinks it’s a size too small already lol
Seconding the santoku knife.
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Seconding the santoku knife.
They don’t call me Ole Blunt Blazer Bails for nothin, ya know
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They don’t call me Ole Blunt Blazer Bails for nothin, ya know
Hmm now that you mention it, that could be true. I had a hard time hearing vocals in S1 and only moved maybe 10-15 ft closer in S2 and it seemed way better.
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hmm now that you mention it, that could be true. I had a hard time hearing vocals in S1 and only moved maybe 10-15 ft closer in S2 and it seemed way better.
Evidently that particular sign is etched into my maggot brain from all the times I passed it heading back to Cedar Rapids to see the family 😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Evidently that particular sign is etched into my maggot brain from all the times I passed it heading back to Cedar Rapids to see the family 😂
Oddly specific question: is that the one south on 35? I lived in the TC for 4 years and think I recognize that one…
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oddly specific question: is that the one south on 35? I lived in the TC for 4 years and think I recognize that one…
This guy has certainly had a gerbil in his ass.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This guy has certainly had a gerbil in his ass.
Is it just me or is that an oddly erotic description in the About section? Gonna need @dijcrap.hates.lol to weigh I.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Is it just me or is that an oddly erotic description in the About section? Gonna need @dijcrap.hates.lol to weigh I.
I wouldn’t call myself a Sand hater, but it’s waaaaaay far down my list. However, TAB nails it every single time.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wouldn’t call myself a Sand hater, but it’s waaaaaay far down my list. However, TAB nails it every single time.