Needle in the HeyBails
@heybails.bsky.social
Wilco, Phish, fishing, self-loathing, sarcasm, and dirty jokes. Chaotic good. Former 9.8 on HotOrNot.com
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Almost all my posts earnie but I will sarcasm the shit out of everyone else’s.
Share something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Share something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Sometimes I take what I feel is a good picture and force you guys to see it. Happy Thanksgiving, Wooks
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sometimes I take what I feel is a good picture and force you guys to see it. Happy Thanksgiving, Wooks
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November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
“What do I look like? A failure?”
Now that you mention it, yes.
Now that you mention it, yes.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“What do I look like? A failure?”
Now that you mention it, yes.
Now that you mention it, yes.
Last night’s TAB show was a TON of fun. Push on til the Day is still my favorite but Night Speaks to a Woman was great. I like Plasma as a Phish song but it really should just be TAB only.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Last night’s TAB show was a TON of fun. Push on til the Day is still my favorite but Night Speaks to a Woman was great. I like Plasma as a Phish song but it really should just be TAB only.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Most people don't know there are two presidents in this photo
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Most people don't know there are two presidents in this photo
Everlong (Acoustic Version)
YouTube video by Foo Fighters - Topic
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The cruelest part of life is that often the most important or impactful decisions in our lives aren’t ours to make.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The cruelest part of life is that often the most important or impactful decisions in our lives aren’t ours to make.
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got me a thicc girl on my lap and all is well.
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Carma is allll puppered out after a bath, visit to the vet for a booster shot, and fun at Grandma and Grandpa’s.
I like messy, stupid, chaotic rock. The last 3ish minutes minutes of this…pump it directly into my veins foreverrrrr
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
Tundra/Desert
YouTube video by Modest Mouse - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I like messy, stupid, chaotic rock. The last 3ish minutes minutes of this…pump it directly into my veins foreverrrrr
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
youtu.be/Zb7lBfzeWTo?...
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happiest of Numberline Days to the Wookiest Wook that ever Wooked a Wook!
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Northern Lights from my backyard, eh
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‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Sometimes a full shutdown is better than a restart.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Sometimes a full shutdown is better than a restart.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
This skeet may or may not be about computers.
Lil boop snoot from Carma
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Lil boop snoot from Carma
Holy shit Bears. Holy. Shit.
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Holy shit Bears. Holy. Shit.
Fucking Flacco. Dude’s a sure fire hall of famer right?
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fucking Flacco. Dude’s a sure fire hall of famer right?
I need a whole thread of these STAT
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I need a whole thread of these STAT