We're hiring.

Just kidding. You don't strike me as enough of a masochist for this life.

Why am I surrounded by Cancers?

Absolutely not. No. Never again.

I try not to wonder too much about what past representation looked like, but I do wonder a little given what we are supposed to be doing.

The fact that they're willing to trust me at all is pretty big, and I fully understand why some do not. I will even understand if they never come around.

That sounds like heaven. I have 3 alone for just the various union things.

I feel like I have a dozen just for work and I'm ready to swear off technology outright.

The details of this case are very stupid. Every case I picked up last week is really stupid. The bar really is in hell.

This is literally someone not doing their homework, me doing their homework for them, and now everyone is waiting for them to read their homework and say "yup, we read it. Both pages."

I thought there was one in Flushing. To my knowledge, the one in the city has been closed for a minute. There is/was an alleged secret Sanrio shop in Chinatown in Elizabeth Center.