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Helen Robertson
@helendestroy.bsky.social
Witch, bitch, and full-time disaster. Trans, genderqueer, bisexual, dyke poet.

Member of the poetry collective VII

www.helen-robertson.com
Welp, I feel like I was mandatory.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Was supposed to dress as a ghost for a thing so went as old yeller's ghost.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Important reminder to myself I guess that it's all about the lighting (and that I need to figure out said lighting at home).
September 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
May not be much yet but I appreciate the greater control I have over my pecs.
August 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I love this shirt that @amazonsyren.bsky.social got me but I think I may have progressed to the point where the sleeves need to come off
July 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Woo my contributor copy of @newwordspress.bsky.social arrived!
June 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Matrix and Barbie is hard to beat but if I inherited a movie theater... 🤔
May 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
New author photo. (Was gonna go Gideon and wear my sunglasses but forgot to switch).
May 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
CW:// Blood, Open Wound, Bare Chest

Got both my mirror messages touched up. Bled WELL this time 🥰

(Photo is from the first of the two and flipped so it's legible).
April 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm finally liking my upper body flex. Chest is starting to come in a bit
April 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Bah, not great flexing but I appreciate that I look BIG.
March 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Apropos of nothing (or rather everything)
March 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Uh..... So I decided to take a random post workout selfie and... just what did I do with the angle or what to make my arm look like that.
March 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Uh........
February 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Okay this cafe routinely has amazing lighting for photos
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
CW// blood
CW// open wound

Seriously I'm a kinky bitch and I know a lot of my followers are lit people so wanted to give a fair warning.

Ehehehe I'm so happy with this new message carved into me 🥰

It's a good reminder

(It's a flipped photo flipped cause it's in mirror script)
January 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sourdough and the making thereof
January 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I need to

A) learn how to flex properly

B) actually start lifting
January 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you see this post something toothy
December 17, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Unnecessarily good lighting at the cafe today
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 PM
.... Well that's some synchronicity. My dad's been clearling out comics and novels from his basement. I've taken some to read and.....
July 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I accidentally went to the main page rather than the log in page of Submittable but then I saw the chat popup and realised they still knew me.
July 3, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Don't think I'm a fan of the fact my tongue barbell divots my Popsicle so it looks like I'm sucking on a tongue
June 20, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Think I have a new choice for when I have to provide a "proper" headshot
March 6, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Don't know about better than anyone else but I do like my sourdough pancakes. (Usually with yoghurt and maple syrup). The special bit would that it's with my starter (Hess) if I had to pick.
February 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM