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it never fails to fascinate me how reading is so often about timing—i tried gideon the ninth MULTIPLE times over the past few years and couldn’t get stuck in and now after 2.5 days i’m about 60% of the way through
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
it never fails to fascinate me how reading is so often about timing—i tried gideon the ninth MULTIPLE times over the past few years and couldn’t get stuck in and now after 2.5 days i’m about 60% of the way through
finally, a little christmas cheer on a work trip
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
finally, a little christmas cheer on a work trip
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If you have PTO, sick days etc TAKE THEM if they don’t rollover. “USE YE ALL OF THOU BENEFITS, BEFORE THY END OF YEAR COMES.” — Corporations 13:33
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you have PTO, sick days etc TAKE THEM if they don’t rollover. “USE YE ALL OF THOU BENEFITS, BEFORE THY END OF YEAR COMES.” — Corporations 13:33
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
this morning i had a grown man throw a temper tantrum because i asked him not to fill up overhead bin space with his coat. his wife explained they were frustrated because of disrupted travel; congrats, you found the one employee among the tens of thousands at the airline who is responsible for that
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
this morning i had a grown man throw a temper tantrum because i asked him not to fill up overhead bin space with his coat. his wife explained they were frustrated because of disrupted travel; congrats, you found the one employee among the tens of thousands at the airline who is responsible for that
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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I assume a lot of people are gonna be getting into Olympic ice hockey this winter, so I just want to share two things that make these Olympics EXTRA high stakes:
1. This is the first time that NHLers have been allowed to compete since 2014.
2. THEY HAVENT FINISHED BUILDING THE FUCKING RINKS.
1. This is the first time that NHLers have been allowed to compete since 2014.
2. THEY HAVENT FINISHED BUILDING THE FUCKING RINKS.
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I assume a lot of people are gonna be getting into Olympic ice hockey this winter, so I just want to share two things that make these Olympics EXTRA high stakes:
1. This is the first time that NHLers have been allowed to compete since 2014.
2. THEY HAVENT FINISHED BUILDING THE FUCKING RINKS.
1. This is the first time that NHLers have been allowed to compete since 2014.
2. THEY HAVENT FINISHED BUILDING THE FUCKING RINKS.
oh indiana beat OHIO STATE??? lmao this is the most delightful news i’ve heard in a long time, i am GIDDY about this
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
oh indiana beat OHIO STATE??? lmao this is the most delightful news i’ve heard in a long time, i am GIDDY about this
so this is a fun way to start the day
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
so this is a fun way to start the day
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There is so much gay romance TV out there, she yells into the wind. It's just not in English, she screams.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There is so much gay romance TV out there, she yells into the wind. It's just not in English, she screams.
i worked a full day, accidentally took my shoes off, and still took out the mountain of recycling piling up in my hidden crashpad space even though it’s very gray and snowy outside, pls clap
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i worked a full day, accidentally took my shoes off, and still took out the mountain of recycling piling up in my hidden crashpad space even though it’s very gray and snowy outside, pls clap
genuinely shocked there isn’t any cinder house fic on ao3 yet
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
genuinely shocked there isn’t any cinder house fic on ao3 yet
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this is seriously so cool to see a transmasc idol come out
XG’s Cocona Comes Out as Transmasculine, Nonbinary
The 20-year-old rapper announced the news in an Instagram post: “I was born and perceived as female, but that label never represented who I truly am. I live in a way that feels more masculine and true...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
this is seriously so cool to see a transmasc idol come out
there’s been a trend lately of people asking me questions expecting a response when they havent first gotten any kind of attention or acknowledgement from me ands it’s so bizarre. this morning i was walking to the van looking up my flight number (so fully looking at my phone)
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
there’s been a trend lately of people asking me questions expecting a response when they havent first gotten any kind of attention or acknowledgement from me ands it’s so bizarre. this morning i was walking to the van looking up my flight number (so fully looking at my phone)
there comes a time when you have to ask yourself, have we gone too far
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
there comes a time when you have to ask yourself, have we gone too far
i’ve officially gained enough seniority that when i talk to junior flight attendants i realize half my stories make me sound like a dinosaur
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i’ve officially gained enough seniority that when i talk to junior flight attendants i realize half my stories make me sound like a dinosaur
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I'm so SO sorry to do this but it's stuck in my head and this is the only way to get it out. Please know I hate myself for doing this more than you ever could hate me for it: COVFIFA
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm so SO sorry to do this but it's stuck in my head and this is the only way to get it out. Please know I hate myself for doing this more than you ever could hate me for it: COVFIFA
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re: articles like "20 cringe-worthy things that millennials do that gen-z hates"—you know what's cringe-worthy? constantly worrying what everyone thinks about you. judging other people for shit that makes them happy. like ok, YOU are choosing to live your life under the panopticon, but i'm not.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
re: articles like "20 cringe-worthy things that millennials do that gen-z hates"—you know what's cringe-worthy? constantly worrying what everyone thinks about you. judging other people for shit that makes them happy. like ok, YOU are choosing to live your life under the panopticon, but i'm not.
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Multiple US and Canada Olympic rivals have gotten married in women's hockey!
I am seeing some comments like “what if pro athletes really did kiss???” and I am excited for those people to learn about the WNBA
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Multiple US and Canada Olympic rivals have gotten married in women's hockey!
this genuinely made me tear up
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
this genuinely made me tear up
we got to the airport curb an hour early this morning which in the context of limited layover time is genuinely annoying! but when the alternative is sitting at an airport hotel for 17 hours vs being IN manhattan i’ll take the hour loss
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
we got to the airport curb an hour early this morning which in the context of limited layover time is genuinely annoying! but when the alternative is sitting at an airport hotel for 17 hours vs being IN manhattan i’ll take the hour loss
for a hotel that’s charging $600 per night you’d think the wifi would fucking work
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
for a hotel that’s charging $600 per night you’d think the wifi would fucking work
lol guess who doesn’t have a shuttle scheduled on a planned layover that’s an hour late 🙃 also it’s now right in rush hour so it’s going to take 90 minutes to get there AFTER they find a driver for me
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
lol guess who doesn’t have a shuttle scheduled on a planned layover that’s an hour late 🙃 also it’s now right in rush hour so it’s going to take 90 minutes to get there AFTER they find a driver for me