Some day I’m going to get the teeniest, tiniest cowboy hat and put it on him. That’s why you get a snake. To turn him into a little cowboy gentleman

You all just be grateful that not a soul wanted my spec script

Everybody must cater to Roy Ouroboroson’s needs at all times, it is law

Last night I did the same thing but had a feed bag full of donuts strapped to my face.

…boooys

This is in fact cool. I said so.

Tacos can fix anything. ANYTHING.