Heidi Loves Dogs
@heiditron3000.bsky.social
Canine Behavior Consultant who sometimes still pretends to be a comedian
This is my pet snake in a bathrobe he stole from me and then he had “Ssss” embroidered on the lapel like some douche bag
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is my pet snake in a bathrobe he stole from me and then he had “Ssss” embroidered on the lapel like some douche bag
I don’t know how Buck manages to be this adorable all the time
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know how Buck manages to be this adorable all the time
*Breathy supermodel voice* “Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy”
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
*Breathy supermodel voice* “Mickey Rooney’s Potato Fantasy”
I never thought I could say “Get your butthole off my phone” more than five times in 20 minutes but then this cat happened
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I never thought I could say “Get your butthole off my phone” more than five times in 20 minutes but then this cat happened
This idiot thinks that my cat is in front of his enclosure to feed him. He falls off of low branches. Not an instinct left. 11/10 would have 50 of him if I could
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This idiot thinks that my cat is in front of his enclosure to feed him. He falls off of low branches. Not an instinct left. 11/10 would have 50 of him if I could
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo
My biblically accurate pumpkin
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My biblically accurate pumpkin
Here’s what to know about snakes:
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Here’s what to know about snakes:
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
-they don’t chase you
-they do not “size you up” to decide whether or not they can eat you (they’re opportunistic and planning is above their brains’ pay grade)
-they don’t want to bite you. They’ll try SO many things first to ward you off
-mine is a sweetie goober
Does Stephen J. Cannell mean nothing to this dog?!
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Does Stephen J. Cannell mean nothing to this dog?!
Here have some dogs
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Here have some dogs
I’ve had Roy for two months and he’s been either hiding in his cave or under his Aspen bedding. I took him out one day, and ever since he’s wanted out non-stop. Here he is very politely waiting at the doors.
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’ve had Roy for two months and he’s been either hiding in his cave or under his Aspen bedding. I took him out one day, and ever since he’s wanted out non-stop. Here he is very politely waiting at the doors.
My noodly little coffee buddy
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My noodly little coffee buddy
I keep trying to tell my cat that this is his new brother and he keeps telling me he’s “not sure that’s genetically possible”.
I miss the days where he just went “meow”
I miss the days where he just went “meow”
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I keep trying to tell my cat that this is his new brother and he keeps telling me he’s “not sure that’s genetically possible”.
I miss the days where he just went “meow”
I miss the days where he just went “meow”
My snake giving off big “Bugs Bunny knew he should have turned left at Albuquerque” vibes
September 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My snake giving off big “Bugs Bunny knew he should have turned left at Albuquerque” vibes
Also here’s my dog cat for ya
September 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Also here’s my dog cat for ya
Here, what we all need right now is this dog
September 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Here, what we all need right now is this dog
Silence this. 🖕
September 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Silence this. 🖕
We were wolves once, proud and wild
September 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
We were wolves once, proud and wild
On my list of places to travel to someday.
Northern California is pretty awesome too.
Northern California is pretty awesome too.
September 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
On my list of places to travel to someday.
Northern California is pretty awesome too.
Northern California is pretty awesome too.
It’s been 2 years since Basil crash-landed into my life and took it over. He was just 3 pounds then…now he’s at 16.
But all in all, not much has changed.
But all in all, not much has changed.
September 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s been 2 years since Basil crash-landed into my life and took it over. He was just 3 pounds then…now he’s at 16.
But all in all, not much has changed.
But all in all, not much has changed.
I have thoughts.
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I have thoughts.
Extreme close up of my pet snake’s cute-dumb head
His two emotional states right now are “JESUS CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT?” and “I didn’t sign up for any of this”
His two emotional states right now are “JESUS CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT?” and “I didn’t sign up for any of this”
September 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Extreme close up of my pet snake’s cute-dumb head
His two emotional states right now are “JESUS CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT?” and “I didn’t sign up for any of this”
His two emotional states right now are “JESUS CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT?” and “I didn’t sign up for any of this”
This…is speaking to me today
September 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This…is speaking to me today
The only dangerous thing about pit bulls is that they’re full of farts, especially when they sit next to you
September 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The only dangerous thing about pit bulls is that they’re full of farts, especially when they sit next to you