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HazelCakes
@hazelcakes.bsky.social
you know me 😊

they’re still burning witches

✨🏳️‍⚧️trans rights are human rights🏳️‍⚧️✨

🆒😎nazi punks fuck off/kill all transphobes😎🆒

( follow da alt: @hazelcakesvalerate.bsky.social )
ya girl can cook (one thing)
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
making some cheesy baked spaghetti for transgiving
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
happy thanksgiving eve or whatever. here is me. i’ve had a bottle of rosé
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
love cold days that are also sunny
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
add me on pokémon go ☺️
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
at da fair
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
going to da fair
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
hi i’m walking here
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
do i have to actually work at mcdonalds to buy this stuff wtaf. why do i need to register for an account. tf is this nonsense
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
just so you know
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“expanding the coalition,” by betraying your base
October 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
omg ribbon laces 🥰
October 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
rode my trans antifa fixed gear commie bike to the post office to mail my mail-in ballot
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
let’s gooooooooooo
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
okay let’s go
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
why does the $2k outfit model look like she’s having a way better time than the $180 outfit model
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
dawg are you kidding me, i could get a full spec’ed wagi fixed gear for these prices

“ideal for services,” i fucking hope so
October 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
very clarified and consistent, thanks boys
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
waking on da street
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
October 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
goodnight bsky friends 😊
October 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
my 2026 plan

1. vaginoplasty

2. shack up with either a gta v trevor-type, or a maude lebowski-type
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
palette cleanser

one of my favorite albums. every song sounds inevitable. they all go together. they all remind me of a time i had or something i’m excited for. you listen to the full album, every time. 🥰
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
well it’s a very pretty record
October 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
okay let’s do a listen and play some france pokemon
October 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM