Urkel of Delphi
@hatfights.bsky.social
Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie
Ugh now people will only know that one and not go to the Mars downtown
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ugh now people will only know that one and not go to the Mars downtown
hey what the hell is wrong with you
October 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
hey what the hell is wrong with you
Dang I can’t believe I almost missed Hugh Jackman’s birthday!
October 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dang I can’t believe I almost missed Hugh Jackman’s birthday!
how did you place in Nancy trivia?
September 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
how did you place in Nancy trivia?
Will you be using your rewards app with us today
August 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Will you be using your rewards app with us today
It's extremely silly and dumb and I don't blame you if you don't want to buy an ass x-ray shirt but I love the Jackass movies and I had a lot of fun making it so there it is if you want it!
August 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's extremely silly and dumb and I don't blame you if you don't want to buy an ass x-ray shirt but I love the Jackass movies and I had a lot of fun making it so there it is if you want it!
I would only compliment Donald Trump if it meant that you and every other billionaire were turned into a fine mist by a woodchipper and all your assets distributed equally amongst the rest of Americans
August 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I would only compliment Donald Trump if it meant that you and every other billionaire were turned into a fine mist by a woodchipper and all your assets distributed equally amongst the rest of Americans
Dude looks like a big worm
August 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dude looks like a big worm
Get him mad and the fight wins itself
August 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Get him mad and the fight wins itself
