Juilliard grad.
Backstage Best Acting Coach TX Award
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Poodles. Kindness. Democracy.
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2 Bitches from TX
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT & HARPER: We are de-stunk and groomer-fied.
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HARPER & SCOUT: And Santa-approved!
LESSON: "Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold."
- Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon
BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT & HARPER: We are de-stunk and groomer-fied.
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HARPER & SCOUT: And Santa-approved!
LESSON: "Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold."
- Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon
BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: What do you see in my eyes?
SCOUT: A happy, stinky poodly-doodly?
HARPER: Someone about to go to the groomer.
SCOUT: Wow...you're like a psychic genius.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: What do you see in my eyes?
SCOUT: A happy, stinky poodly-doodly?
HARPER: Someone about to go to the groomer.
SCOUT: Wow...you're like a psychic genius.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Are you guys ready to go back?
SCOUT: Can't you sit back on your cane/stool?
HARPER: What are you babbling about?
MOMMY: Babble. Babble.
HARPER: No.
SCOUT: Nope.
HARPER: No can do.
SCOUT: Negative.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Are you guys ready to go back?
SCOUT: Can't you sit back on your cane/stool?
HARPER: What are you babbling about?
MOMMY: Babble. Babble.
HARPER: No.
SCOUT: Nope.
HARPER: No can do.
SCOUT: Negative.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT: Come on. Let's go exploring.
MOMMY: Don't get stuck in the brambles.
HARPER: There are some great smells up here.
MOMMY: This is just a sniffing-exploration.
HARPER & SCOUT: Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT: Come on. Let's go exploring.
MOMMY: Don't get stuck in the brambles.
HARPER: There are some great smells up here.
MOMMY: This is just a sniffing-exploration.
HARPER & SCOUT: Sniff. Sniff. Sniff.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: Reporting!
SCOUT: Reporting!
MOMMY: Get 'em!
SCOUT: Wheeeeee!
HARPER: Argh!
HARPER & SCOUT: Almost Crash!
MOMMY: Don't crash into Mommy.
HARPER & SCOUT: Pretend crashing.
MOMMY: You done?
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: Reporting!
SCOUT: Reporting!
MOMMY: Get 'em!
SCOUT: Wheeeeee!
HARPER: Argh!
HARPER & SCOUT: Almost Crash!
MOMMY: Don't crash into Mommy.
HARPER & SCOUT: Pretend crashing.
MOMMY: You done?
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: Mom, Scout has a question.
MOMMY: What is it, Scout?
SCOUT: When can we crash into you again?
HARPER: And knock you over?
MOMMY: You need to let my new hip set first.
HARPER: Can we gently roll you over?
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: Mom, Scout has a question.
MOMMY: What is it, Scout?
SCOUT: When can we crash into you again?
HARPER: And knock you over?
MOMMY: You need to let my new hip set first.
HARPER: Can we gently roll you over?
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Where are we, Boys?
HARPER & SCOUT: We're at the lake.
MOMMY: We're hiding in the woods.
HARPER: Mommy can't walk us with leashes right now.
SCOUT: So we can't run into anybody.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Where are we, Boys?
HARPER & SCOUT: We're at the lake.
MOMMY: We're hiding in the woods.
HARPER: Mommy can't walk us with leashes right now.
SCOUT: So we can't run into anybody.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: WHEEEEEEEE
SCOUT: WHEEEEEEEE
MOMMY: You want water?
HARPER: Yes, please.
LESSON: "Like all magnificent things, it's very simple."
- Natalie Babbitt
BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER: WHEEEEEEEE
SCOUT: WHEEEEEEEE
MOMMY: You want water?
HARPER: Yes, please.
LESSON: "Like all magnificent things, it's very simple."
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER & SCOUT: Thank you to Jennifer & David.
SCOUT & HARPER: For letting us hang out...
HARPER: ...in your little piece of heaven...
SCOUT: ...that we watched over for so many years before.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER & SCOUT: Thank you to Jennifer & David.
SCOUT & HARPER: For letting us hang out...
HARPER: ...in your little piece of heaven...
SCOUT: ...that we watched over for so many years before.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT & HARPER: Let's burn off some energy!
LESSON: "The visible world is the invisible organization of energy."
- Heinz Pagels
BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT & HARPER: Let's burn off some energy!
LESSON: "The visible world is the invisible organization of energy."
- Heinz Pagels
BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Scouty, hi!
SCOUT: Good morning!
MOMMY: Uh oh. Who brought in all this muddy-mud?
HARPER: Mud happens.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Scouty, hi!
SCOUT: Good morning!
MOMMY: Uh oh. Who brought in all this muddy-mud?
HARPER: Mud happens.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Whatcha up to?
HARPER: Chilling.
SCOUT: Being one with all.
HARPER: Or in our case, two with all.
SCOUT: Or three with all, including you.
HARPER: Chilling continues.
SCOUT: Chill, Baby, chill.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Whatcha up to?
HARPER: Chilling.
SCOUT: Being one with all.
HARPER: Or in our case, two with all.
SCOUT: Or three with all, including you.
HARPER: Chilling continues.
SCOUT: Chill, Baby, chill.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Where's Harper?
HARPER: Here I come!
SCOUT: Scout attack!
HARPER & SCOUT: Poodle dancing!
MOMMY: Lake blowout!
HARPER & SCOUT: Silliness rules!
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Where's Harper?
HARPER: Here I come!
SCOUT: Scout attack!
HARPER & SCOUT: Poodle dancing!
MOMMY: Lake blowout!
HARPER & SCOUT: Silliness rules!
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT: THE LAKE!
HARPER: THE LAKE!
MOMMY: Even though I'm not allowed to walk you on leashes...I got permission from my surgeon to let you out of the car to run at the lake.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT: THE LAKE!
HARPER: THE LAKE!
MOMMY: Even though I'm not allowed to walk you on leashes...I got permission from my surgeon to let you out of the car to run at the lake.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER & SCOUT: We've come to haunt you.
MOMMY: Er....haunt me?
HARPER: We are the ghosts-of-lake-days-past.
SCOUT: TAKE US TO THE LAKE!
MOMMY:
The doctor said I can't walk you until my hip heals.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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HARPER & SCOUT: We've come to haunt you.
MOMMY: Er....haunt me?
HARPER: We are the ghosts-of-lake-days-past.
SCOUT: TAKE US TO THE LAKE!
MOMMY:
The doctor said I can't walk you until my hip heals.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Want a treat, Harper?
HARPER: Yes, please.
MOMMY: Want a treat, Scout?
SCOUT: Yes, please.
HARPER Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
MOMMY: Scout, did you eat yours already?
SCOUT: Burp.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Want a treat, Harper?
HARPER: Yes, please.
MOMMY: Want a treat, Scout?
SCOUT: Yes, please.
HARPER Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
MOMMY: Scout, did you eat yours already?
SCOUT: Burp.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT: Sometimes I like squeaky balls.
HARPER: Sometimes I stare into your heart.
MOMMY: I love all of you.
HARPER: Even the stinky part?
SCOUT: Even the trouble maker part?
HARPER: Each is a piece of love.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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SCOUT: Sometimes I like squeaky balls.
HARPER: Sometimes I stare into your heart.
MOMMY: I love all of you.
HARPER: Even the stinky part?
SCOUT: Even the trouble maker part?
HARPER: Each is a piece of love.
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Have a good breakfast.
HARPER: BURP.
SCOUT: Done.
MOMMY: Good boy, Scout.
HARPER: Am I a good boy?
SCOUT: And me too?
MOMMY: You're both good boys.
HARPER: Soooooooo???
SCOUT: Treats please?
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BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO
HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS
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MOMMY: Have a good breakfast.
HARPER: BURP.
SCOUT: Done.
MOMMY: Good boy, Scout.
HARPER: Am I a good boy?
SCOUT: And me too?
MOMMY: You're both good boys.
HARPER: Soooooooo???
SCOUT: Treats please?
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