As if to make my point for me, when I searched "put gem in mouth" the AI answer was absolutely not related to what I was looking for. But the first human-created link? Direct reference to the infamous Space Quest 2 parser puzzle

Remember trying every item on everything in Sierra adventure games trying to progress? Now image that but it's your job

"So does your mom know you're a piece of shit to women?"

They know she's talking about them

I mean, just off the top of my head:

1968: Michigan and Pennsylvania Dem, Wisconsin Republican

1976: Wisconsin and Pennsylvania Dem, Michigan Republican

1988: Pennsylvania and Michigan Republican, Wisconsin Dem

"Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting"

Look, you can't put a train mechanic in a game and expect me not to immediately plan the entire base around using it

To be fair, some of the old workstations I salvaged from e-waste bins to turn into LAN PCs were something like $5000 new in 2017, so I kinda get it

Haha holy shit man

This analogy only works if the pile of shit is sentient and capable of moving on its own, but choses not to. Because the Republican party is comprised of actual people with central nervous systems

Have you seen Technology Connections' multi-part series on pinball machines and capacitance disks?