Krampus & Perchta, LP 🎄
@harkov311.bsky.social
At the intersection of industrial music, battleship porn, political takes, gaming, horror, and history. Hard sedan/coupe traditionalist. Filthy Virginia Establishment Shitlib. He/Him 🌋🇺🇦
As if to make my point for me, when I searched "put gem in mouth" the AI answer was absolutely not related to what I was looking for. But the first human-created link? Direct reference to the infamous Space Quest 2 parser puzzle
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
As if to make my point for me, when I searched "put gem in mouth" the AI answer was absolutely not related to what I was looking for. But the first human-created link? Direct reference to the infamous Space Quest 2 parser puzzle
Wife: Babe we made it to a bowl game! Could you even imagine that when we were going there?
Me: Sweet, who are we playing?
Wife: (pause) oh shit
Me: Sweet, who are we playing?
Wife: (pause) oh shit
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wife: Babe we made it to a bowl game! Could you even imagine that when we were going there?
Me: Sweet, who are we playing?
Wife: (pause) oh shit
Me: Sweet, who are we playing?
Wife: (pause) oh shit
"Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting"
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting"
Haha holy shit man
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Haha holy shit man
A 96-core processor? Man do I even wanna know what that kind of server processor would cost?
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A 96-core processor? Man do I even wanna know what that kind of server processor would cost?
Have you seen Technology Connections' multi-part series on pinball machines and capacitance disks?
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Have you seen Technology Connections' multi-part series on pinball machines and capacitance disks?
Oh YouTube has one of these annual summaries now? Alright
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh YouTube has one of these annual summaries now? Alright
repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
repost with your model of positive masculinity
First snow of the season
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
First snow of the season
Alternatively:
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Alternatively:
Veruca Salt! Now that takes me back
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Veruca Salt! Now that takes me back
Surprised Nine Inch Nails didn't make the cut, but probably still in the top 10
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Surprised Nine Inch Nails didn't make the cut, but probably still in the top 10
Second year in a row they're in my top spot
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Second year in a row they're in my top spot
Damn, "Peaches" coming in hot
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Damn, "Peaches" coming in hot
Huh. Wouldn't have called that but fair
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Huh. Wouldn't have called that but fair
"Dad music" as my teenage nephew called it
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Dad music" as my teenage nephew called it
Spotify annual thingy time
Yeah sounds right
Yeah sounds right
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Spotify annual thingy time
Yeah sounds right
Yeah sounds right
:: furtive whisper ::
Hey buddy. I got Mad Men at the original resolution and aspect ratio. Bring your own DVD-Rs
Hey buddy. I got Mad Men at the original resolution and aspect ratio. Bring your own DVD-Rs
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
:: furtive whisper ::
Hey buddy. I got Mad Men at the original resolution and aspect ratio. Bring your own DVD-Rs
Hey buddy. I got Mad Men at the original resolution and aspect ratio. Bring your own DVD-Rs
Looking great, sir
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Looking great, sir