Turkey Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower
When you’re stuffed at the goal line 5 straight plays
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When you’re stuffed at the goal line 5 straight plays
Possibly the greatest sticker sheet (if you have to have one) in Lego history.
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Possibly the greatest sticker sheet (if you have to have one) in Lego history.
How hard I pronounce the “F” in “Fuck Iowa”
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How hard I pronounce the “F” in “Fuck Iowa”
Can check? Can check.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Can check? Can check.
“What is this? Christmas?
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“What is this? Christmas?
Bolsonaro Pro Faker 3 gonna be so lit.
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bolsonaro Pro Faker 3 gonna be so lit.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
"Dana Loesch? The NRA Spokeswoman?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Dana Loesch? The NRA Spokeswoman?"
Two memes enter. One meme leaves…
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Two memes enter. One meme leaves…
My god Matthew McFayden bad the crazy eyes looks down for Charles Guiteau
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My god Matthew McFayden bad the crazy eyes looks down for Charles Guiteau
Who had the O/U set at 98?
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Who had the O/U set at 98?
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
Pure, uncut yeyo.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Pure, uncut yeyo.
What’s bedder den dis? Guys playin’ Duke.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
What’s bedder den dis? Guys playin’ Duke.
I’m giddy about this one.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m giddy about this one.
Nebraska Basketball DID beat Oklahoma.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Nebraska Basketball DID beat Oklahoma.
Hey all, guess what?
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey all, guess what?
When they don't have Coke, but ask if Pepsi is okay -
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When they don't have Coke, but ask if Pepsi is okay -