Turkey Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower
Cheering for Nebraska like…
a blurry picture of a woman screaming with the words come on artax below her
ALT: a blurry picture of a woman screaming with the words come on artax below her
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Cheering for Nebraska like…
How hard I pronounce the “F” in “Fuck Iowa”
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How hard I pronounce the “F” in “Fuck Iowa”
just give the game to Iowa, @b1gfootball.bsky.social. Absolutely dogshit officiating by you today
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
just give the game to Iowa, @b1gfootball.bsky.social. Absolutely dogshit officiating by you today
I hate the game
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I hate the game
Ticky tack fuckery
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ticky tack fuckery
So targeting
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So targeting
Are you fucking kidding me?
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?
The tush push is a fucking crime. Fuck those birds
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The tush push is a fucking crime. Fuck those birds
Man. Fuck those birds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Man. Fuck those birds.
EAT SHIT BIRDS
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
EAT SHIT BIRDS
Can check? Can check.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Can check? Can check.
It is Trash Tuesday after all.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It is Trash Tuesday after all.
any chicago friends willing to help me out with a little beer purchase?
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
any chicago friends willing to help me out with a little beer purchase?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
Cue Up 🎶We Are The Mediocre Presidents🎶
"Dana Loesch? The NRA Spokeswoman?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"Dana Loesch? The NRA Spokeswoman?"
Two memes enter. One meme leaves…
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Two memes enter. One meme leaves…
My god Matthew McFayden bad the crazy eyes looks down for Charles Guiteau
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My god Matthew McFayden bad the crazy eyes looks down for Charles Guiteau
I’ve been out of the game for a long ass time, but this place I am currently in is playing music videos of country hits and boy, are they cringe. (as the kids say.)
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’ve been out of the game for a long ass time, but this place I am currently in is playing music videos of country hits and boy, are they cringe. (as the kids say.)
Here’s to Wlmer T Lee and his invention of the bourboned whiskey.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Here’s to Wlmer T Lee and his invention of the bourboned whiskey.
The Shamwow guy is apparently running for a congressional seat in Texas?
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Shamwow guy is apparently running for a congressional seat in Texas?
"Siri, Play "Sandstorm" by Darude"
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"Siri, Play "Sandstorm" by Darude"