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haontanks.bsky.social
HispanicTheAssembler
@haontanks.bsky.social
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Tanks n' planes n' physics n' pizza.
HispanicTheAssembler on Twitch. No longer on Twitter.
Keyboard held together by prayer and tape.
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Safe travels!
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
October 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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LET'S GOOOOOOO
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Yeet
World of Tanks. A CS-63 medium tank rams an ELC EVEN 90 light tank up a slope and high into the air off of a cliff. An ally ELC EVEN 90 behind a tree fires a round between them. A different angle to better show the height of the launch. Yeet.
September 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Sheet music with the top description reading "Clown Section Winding Up".
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
August 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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"Are you winning, son?" meme template where a smoking man enters a room asking a person playing on a computer with headphones "Are you bald yet?"
February 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
January 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Edmond Fallot set of four flavored mustards.
December 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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#Garweek
Three pictures. On the left, a gar fish with its long mouth open and many sharp teeth visible. On the top right, a full tick on a leaf. On the bottom right, an old rotary phone. A visual pun of the name of a popular multiplayer drawing game.
December 18, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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I did it. I made hummus. I'm addicted now. All ethically sourced ingredients. I added olive oil after the pic and ate it with a tortilla.
A light brown paste of hummus with a spoon sticking out of it, in a small glass bowl atop an electric range. In the background is the steel pot used to soak and cook the chickpeas.
December 15, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAA
Redshire Cat zoomed in on while yawning (or screaming at the sky, for comedic purposes).
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Oh
A World of Tanks holidays garage covered in snow and ice. There is a blue Christmas tree with a red ball garland and gold cat ornaments. A ship with string lights is in the background. A giant, fluffy Redshire Cat sits between the two. A World of Tanks holidays garage covered in snow and ice. There is a blue Christmas tree with a red ball garland and gold cat ornaments. A ship with string lights is in the background. A giant, fluffy Redshire Cat sits between the two, mouth open in a meow. A World of Tanks holidays garage covered in snow and ice. There is a blue Christmas tree with a red ball garland and gold cat ornaments. A ship with string lights is in the background. A giant, fluffy Redshire Cat sits between the two, yawning with head tilted up.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Lost the shot glass, but it counts if I burned myself drinking it.
November 28, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Incentive: beard comes off.
November 12, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shaking image of what I think is a Starling bird, black feathers with white spots, beak open and flexing giant muscular arms as if in victory.
November 10, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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Balanced diet. Four out of seven recipes isn't too bad, and it's all very tasty. Thanks again to @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social and @metalmealmeltdown.com for the opportunity!
From top to bottom: a bowl with a block of crumbly cotija cheese with a spoon sticking out of it, and corn tortillas tucked to its side. Forward is a floral plate with a taco stuffed with the cheese and birria, with the shell fried in the birria consomme. A floral plate with three bacon wrapped, cheese stuffed, smoked jalapeño poppers. Also on the plate are candied jalapeños and a tomatillo salsa. Cut off on the right side of the image is a medicine cup with a pink liquid in it.
November 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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I am in an absolute state at the moment, and plan to use being in shambles to my advantage. HispanicTheAssembler's Legally Distinct Pepper Stand opens in a few hours! Let's see how bad a king's cup of sauces can get for #MetalMealMeltdown2024
Twitch.tv/HispanicTheAssembler
A hexagonal logo surrounded by flames and guitars that says Metal Meal Meltdown, an event held in November to raise funds for St Jude Children's Research Hospital. I am advertising my spot in the event today, November 8th, at 1PM to 5PM Pacific time, on my Twitch channel Twitch.tv/HispanicTheAssembler. Surrounding text mentions the very hot sauces I intend to use and my fear of them. The image border is composed of seven seals and various food items, themes for this year's event.
November 8, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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LET'S GOOOOOOO! Proud of you!
November 3, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!
October 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM