Evadne hoped her heaving bosom would distract the gentleman long enough to pick his pocket. She'd have to make a dash for it pretty soon as the lady next to him had just realised her wristwatch had gone.

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When I was little my Nan was visiting and we were all watching Star Trek. She wasn't very impressed by Mr Spock though and said "No wonder he got that part with ears like that"

I hope that's a Christmas present for yourself Champie 🙂

That's excellent stuff but there's nothing sticky left, it's perfectly clean and smooth. Which makes it all the more spooky 😳

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I've tried meths, white spirit and magic erasers on them but they're still watching...

"Lillian, why is Evangeline looking so disappointed?"
"Well, when the artist invited her to a private view to see his etchings, she really thought her luck was in"

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"Don't look now Lillian but isn't that Grayson Perry sitting behind us?"

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"Oh dear, poor Evangeline. They've hung hers by the lavatories again this year"

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I like mine softly poached on toast 🥚

Nearly made the podium!
Delighted 😁

Beautiful, such a range of colours on the same tree!

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That's kind of you Marian, I hope you're enjoying the autumn colours too

The leaves have stayed on the trees for longer too, thanks to the weather being very calm. They've hung on as long as they can but now seem to have fallen off in one go. I'm sure the wind has plans for them though and they'll all end up in my yard as usual!

Well, if the face fits... 😄

"Algernon, remember we thought I'd been eating too many chocolates? Well, turns out we were wrong"

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