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me here after getting canned by Twitter for the second time
Girls can't handle this level of swag these days cos of woke
December 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Girls can't handle this level of swag these days cos of woke
Santa died 27 years ago in a sex fuelled heroin overdose. Can we please stop lying to our children?
December 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Santa died 27 years ago in a sex fuelled heroin overdose. Can we please stop lying to our children?
Gonna grow a big pair of titties so that when I come home from a hard days work I can take off my bra and plop those bad boys straight onto the kitchen table
December 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Gonna grow a big pair of titties so that when I come home from a hard days work I can take off my bra and plop those bad boys straight onto the kitchen table
Reposted by Handsome Booger
Keep simping for future war crimes tribunal attendee Netanyahu and his government, it's a good look.
If the only Jewish nation on earth—home to half the world’s Jews—said my country was so antisemitic they’re shutting down their embassy, I’d ask:What did we do wrong?
Not blame the Jews for not understanding antisemitism.
But I’m not the president of Ireland, so what do I know?
Not blame the Jews for not understanding antisemitism.
But I’m not the president of Ireland, so what do I know?
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Keep simping for future war crimes tribunal attendee Netanyahu and his government, it's a good look.
Reposted by Handsome Booger
I just imagined Elon Musk trying to prepare a meal for himself and had a little chuckle. Treat yourself to mulling over that for a few moments. Many amusing possibilities.
December 17, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I just imagined Elon Musk trying to prepare a meal for himself and had a little chuckle. Treat yourself to mulling over that for a few moments. Many amusing possibilities.
My doctor's face when I take off the fake nose/glasses and start complaining about my ass again
December 17, 2024 at 9:08 PM
My doctor's face when I take off the fake nose/glasses and start complaining about my ass again
Cancelling my death until further notice due to the horrific and unprecedented €100 charge on rip dot ie
December 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Cancelling my death until further notice due to the horrific and unprecedented €100 charge on rip dot ie
Going to the ass clinic to get it cleaned for Christmas. Lot of build up there. Spreading outwards from the cheeks to the hips. Halfway up my back too.
December 17, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Going to the ass clinic to get it cleaned for Christmas. Lot of build up there. Spreading outwards from the cheeks to the hips. Halfway up my back too.
Wishing the ra, Hamas, and Hezbollah a very happy Christmas. No happy Christmas for Israel, unfortunately
December 17, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Wishing the ra, Hamas, and Hezbollah a very happy Christmas. No happy Christmas for Israel, unfortunately
Spare a thought for the humble FIFA exec who has to balance taking backhanders/brown envelopes with keeping the corporate sponsors happy.
Keep them in your minds this Christmas xx
Keep them in your minds this Christmas xx
Fans to be banned from drinking alcohol in stadiums at Saudi World Cup
Fans to be banned from drinking alcohol in stadiums at Saudi World Cup
* Fifa will not press local government to relax laws
* Stadium beer sales were also banned at Qatar 2022
Football fans will be banned from drinking alcohol in stadiums at the 2034 World Cup after last week’s controversial award of the tournament to…
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Spare a thought for the humble FIFA exec who has to balance taking backhanders/brown envelopes with keeping the corporate sponsors happy.
Keep them in your minds this Christmas xx
Keep them in your minds this Christmas xx
Bragging about being such a weirdo that it compelled a well adjusted person to block you has always been the strangest flex on social media.
Blocked by another putz by using truth.. if you come across this shmuck just berate him with facts and make fun of his responses. He will fold:
@phantomhive2088.bsky.social
@phantomhive2088.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Bragging about being such a weirdo that it compelled a well adjusted person to block you has always been the strangest flex on social media.
Lmao. Friends of Israel coping surprisingly well.
December 17, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Lmao. Friends of Israel coping surprisingly well.
When being a professional victim / grifter is so important to you that you're more than happy to retweet a guy who sexually abuses women.
December 16, 2024 at 1:00 PM
When being a professional victim / grifter is so important to you that you're more than happy to retweet a guy who sexually abuses women.
Completely and utterly mentally checked out for Christmas here. Been tapping the mouse once every couple of mins to keep Teams active while I watch the latest @willjum.bsky.social Rust adventure.
December 16, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Completely and utterly mentally checked out for Christmas here. Been tapping the mouse once every couple of mins to keep Teams active while I watch the latest @willjum.bsky.social Rust adventure.
Deadly. Never come back ya creeps
Israel will close its embassy in Dublin in light of 'the extreme anti-Israel policies of the Irish government', Israeli Foreign Minister Gideon Saar has said in a statement
Israel to close Irish embassy over 'anti-Israel policies'
Israel will close its embassy in Dublin in light of "the extreme anti-Israel policies of the Irish government," Israeli Foreign Minister Gideon Saar has said in a statement.
www.rte.ie
December 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Deadly. Never come back ya creeps
@nickcohen.bsky.social you're literally a sex pest and a danger to women everywhere.
December 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
@nickcohen.bsky.social you're literally a sex pest and a danger to women everywhere.
Murdering CEOs is wrong. Keeping shareholders happy by offering significant returns on their investments, oh boy, that is so right.
British Gas owner hands investors £300m as customers face soaring bills
British Gas owner hands investors £300m as customers face soaring bills
Campaigners criticise Centrica, saying it has made more than £7bn in profits since start of energy bills crisis
* Business live – latest updates
The owner of British Gas has angered fuel poverty campaigners by offering its shareholders an extra…
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Murdering CEOs is wrong. Keeping shareholders happy by offering significant returns on their investments, oh boy, that is so right.
When I launch my book in a stately room decorated with gold leaf, I just know Ryan Tubridy will be there, placing a gentle hand on my arm as he reassures the audience that his new radio job "really isn't that bad".
December 10, 2024 at 8:04 AM
When I launch my book in a stately room decorated with gold leaf, I just know Ryan Tubridy will be there, placing a gentle hand on my arm as he reassures the audience that his new radio job "really isn't that bad".
Lil Fell on a Cucumber Wrapped in a Condom When I Was Cleaning the Windows
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Lil Fell on a Cucumber Wrapped in a Condom When I Was Cleaning the Windows
The lack of Peter McGann on bluesky is a travesty
December 8, 2024 at 1:59 PM
The lack of Peter McGann on bluesky is a travesty
Remember, if you saw someone with a gammy leg enter the doctors office and then lose the fake limp as soon as the door closed so he could complain about his ass again, no you fucking didn't.
Remember, if you saw someone execute a CEO in cold blood, no you fucking didn't.
December 4, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Remember, if you saw someone with a gammy leg enter the doctors office and then lose the fake limp as soon as the door closed so he could complain about his ass again, no you fucking didn't.
Morning shits are far superior to pesky evening shits.
December 4, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Morning shits are far superior to pesky evening shits.
