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Halloumi
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Still from the movie Micheal Clayton, where George Clooney’s character is making dramatic eye contact with a horse.
December 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Just wait for pt.6 - Elphaba merges with a sandworm and maintains a Fiyero clone farm

#wicked #dune
Predator "handshake" meme. Left hand is "Dune", right hand is "Wicked", their clasped hands say "Hiding 'Part 1' from the marketing"
November 30, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Wolverine meme template. He gazes longingly at a picture frame holding a memory. The picture reads “the administrative state”
November 8, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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New friend just dropped 💜
Joe Biden as a giant from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s mask. He looks mournful
November 5, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Template: Spongebob as a Flash-like character, pointing to a rock saying "I'm going to run to that rock and back. Wanna see me do it again?" Implying he'd done it so fast you hadn't noticed. The actual text reads: Logging out for as long as possible. Wanna see me do it again?
November 5, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Template: Spongebob as a Flash-like character, pointing to a rock saying "I'm going to run to that rock and back. Wanna see me do it again?" Implying he'd done it so fast you hadn't noticed. The actual text reads: Logging out for as long as possible. Wanna see me do it again?
November 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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We all have to step up in his absence
Screenshot of soldier from the movie Starship Troopers saying "I'm doing my part!". This image does not have the text, but it's implied.
November 5, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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Meme template from Dune part 2, Stilgar saying "Lisan Al Gaib", which is the name of their prophet/messiah/that kind of thing. He's saying this in reference to Paul, who he is starting to believe is this figure. Instead of Lisan Al Gaib this image says "P'nut al gaib", where the first word is meant to sound like "peanut", the squirrel described earlier in the thread
November 5, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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A sign on the wall in an episode of “the Simpsons” that says “don’t forget, you’re here forever” in order to demotivate Homer at his job. Pictures have been placed over the sign so that the only text readable spells out “do it for her”. The pictures are of Homer and his infant Maggie. This posted screenshot has been poorly edited to read “do it for Jim” instead
November 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Follow me. I look like this.
Three slabs of whtie halloumi cheese with grill marks on the top on what looks to be a griddle
October 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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Goose chase meme. Top panel: inquisitive goose asking “what’s he gonna do without guardrails” Bottom panel: goose chasing person, goose now visibly angry asking “what does he keep saying he’ll do?!”
October 23, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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Meme format: they hated jesus because he spoke the truth Top text: Most people rejected his message. Speech bubble over man: "Shut up!" Bottom text: They hated Elon because he told them Nazi Shit
October 18, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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Wow - I Saw The TV Glow was the best piece of art I've enjoyed for a while now. Do yourself a favor
Still from the movie I Saw The TV Glow - a nighttime shot of an ice cream truck with pink smoke billowing from the back.
October 3, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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Got sick traveling so - I’m bumpin’ that
Nasal spray diagram showing a spray going into a 3D model’s nose.
September 29, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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I like this number
Blue sky celebrating 10M users. This user is number 413413
September 16, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Dr Manhattan exploding a man. Man is captioned “do you have time for a quick call to go over-“. Manhattan is captioned “No.”
September 12, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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The “is this a pigeon” meme. The confused man is asking whether he is a sports fan now, the butterfly is labeled “rewatching the Challengers boys kissing” (from the tennis movie where boys kiss)
September 6, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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A screenshot of a woman saying “I Am So Proud of This Community”, from a YouTube video
August 30, 2024 at 10:28 PM