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Halloumi
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a squeaky cheese
is the brain bad or is it worm
he laughs and says "it's a good brain liv"
it was worm
“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

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November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
good day to have a good day
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Vote YES on measure 10 (Adams and Silwa become Yankees mascots, chasing each other around and committing hijinks)
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hm, should I point out a thing everyone knows about my rival, as an insult? Worked for Kendrick!

- ts
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Best name I've ever seen on a short story:

Why Don't We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Hole
September 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Replace airport bag weight checks with someone a little too proud of their gym progress

No way that’s 50lb, you see how easy I can pick this up? You’re good go on through
September 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Thinking I don't have an emotional-support dead person

*monkeys paw flips me off*

David Lynch no 🥺
January 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
watching Nosferatu, not having realized before it’s actually Dracula, getting so hyped for the cowboy

no cowboy 🥺 still incredible though
January 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Inside of you there are 2 fast, 2 furious
Inside of you there are two households, both alike in dignity
January 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
incredibly happy fools like this won't be clogging the streets any more
And come on. I know Scootercaster is full of crap, but this is an entirely new level of being full of crap. Even if this guy who lives out the zone somehow parks in it, he should be charged double for driving 17 blocks on the Upper East Side. This behavior is exactly what needs to be discouraged.
January 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
before going for a run MAKE SURE YOU
- drink water
- pee a little
- was that enough or will you have to go during the run?
- pee some more
- well now I’m thirsty
- start laundry
- uhoh might have a drop left in me
- thirsty again
- long eye contact with dog
- explain you will return soon
- pee
January 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"it's my resolution"
mainstream, trend following, classically doomed

"i'm not that cheese any more"
mysterious, alluring, you run a lightly-themed cheese bsky account
January 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
new year new cheese
January 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Eric Adams powering up the armored core to take on the rats
January 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
realizing all of the Bluesky bots are actually low fidelity @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
TWITTER BOTS: Pussy in bio
THREADS BOTS: DM me on Telegran for $1000 +t.co/325
BLUESKY BOTS: Astute observation but I must humbly disagree. I believe the root cause of the issue lies in society as a whole. Nonetheless, I find this kind of open discussion vital to the future of democracy.
December 31, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 3:14 AM
let’s talk about Renfield here - guy spent months cultivating bugs to feed spiders to feed mice, to pyramid scheme up some lifeforce he could feed on because a creepy old dude told him it would work

he would go wild immediately
characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
December 26, 2024 at 3:26 AM
at the end of the night, surviving family function after function, with my little friend
Goodnight

Mari Hallapuro, 2021

www.taidegraafikot.fi/grafoteekki/...
December 24, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Hmm seems like no angel
Why didn’t this circulate? Or do we only crime shame black and brown victims?
December 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Juror #2 was bad
December 22, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Me, blasting every group chat the minute I visit family
We have reached the delirious hour, when every post teeters on the edge of disaster
December 22, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Forgetting my contacts for the holidays, having to wear glasses and take on an actual physical symbol of who I was when I was younger, is just bad writing
December 21, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I know it's been said, but damn, #wicked is so well executed, phenomenal. Why am I sobbing. Probably seeing it again?
December 13, 2024 at 4:13 AM