Hailey. 🍉
@haileyjmos.bsky.social
@samosu_ on twitter. she/her. 405. WPS. MDNI!!
these past two days i only wanna eat and take naps, i’m as bad as my elderly dog
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
these past two days i only wanna eat and take naps, i’m as bad as my elderly dog
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they're fuckin ytp sentence mixing you in the streets dude they're making you say "soos" 'n shit you're saying dinner backwards it's embarrassing
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
they're fuckin ytp sentence mixing you in the streets dude they're making you say "soos" 'n shit you're saying dinner backwards it's embarrassing
unfortunately have learned how my phone’s tts pronounces gif
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
unfortunately have learned how my phone’s tts pronounces gif
who wanna get married, i’m craving cake. dw it’s not permanent
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
who wanna get married, i’m craving cake. dw it’s not permanent
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker
anarchist that flunked out of theology school: no gods, no masters 😔
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
anarchist that flunked out of theology school: no gods, no masters 😔
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November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Remembering when this one signalis fanart pissed off like half of twitter
January 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Remembering when this one signalis fanart pissed off like half of twitter
by 2030 it will be a capital offense to be using any kind of adblock
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
by 2030 it will be a capital offense to be using any kind of adblock
creature
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
creature
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extremely shameful considering how it was known as being a top journalism school.
The legal, media, and academic institutions capitulating to an authoritarian ordering payments for favorable treatment are damning themselves to irrelevance. They are destroying their institutions. They will be — and should be — shunned for failing in their most basic purposes for existing.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
extremely shameful considering how it was known as being a top journalism school.
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The legal, media, and academic institutions capitulating to an authoritarian ordering payments for favorable treatment are damning themselves to irrelevance. They are destroying their institutions. They will be — and should be — shunned for failing in their most basic purposes for existing.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The legal, media, and academic institutions capitulating to an authoritarian ordering payments for favorable treatment are damning themselves to irrelevance. They are destroying their institutions. They will be — and should be — shunned for failing in their most basic purposes for existing.
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@profanity.accountant how good have i bern at remembering to censor myself for the algo
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@profanity.accountant how good have i bern at remembering to censor myself for the algo
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my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
anyway hi how’s y’all doin
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
anyway hi how’s y’all doin
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I write some terrible code when I'm super tired, there's no way you're actually doing good work for 36 hours lmao
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I write some terrible code when I'm super tired, there's no way you're actually doing good work for 36 hours lmao
since changing to this pfp, i’ve not seen one person calling me ugly who also has their face shown. and i do not think that is a coincidence
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
since changing to this pfp, i’ve not seen one person calling me ugly who also has their face shown. and i do not think that is a coincidence
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November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Please enjoy these pics of Newton before I take him to get vaccinated
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Please enjoy these pics of Newton before I take him to get vaccinated
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