Hadley Sheley
@hadleysheley.bsky.social
Potty mouthed political junkie -Unhealthy obsession with Chuy’s jalapeño ranch -Dateline is my guilty pleasure -Twitter refugee -Austin, TX
Seriously, what the fuck?🥴🤣
March 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Seriously, what the fuck?🥴🤣
Ummm… So, they’re all painting their faces up in a shade of rotting porch-pumpkin orange now?🥴
March 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ummm… So, they’re all painting their faces up in a shade of rotting porch-pumpkin orange now?🥴
Remember how in 2019 Russian agents sent Tom Cotton a fake letter pretending to be Greenland's foreign minister wanting him to be the go between with an offer to Trump to buy it- an dummy believed it.
Now, years later, Trump is STILL trying to turn that humiliation into a ‘win’ in his addled mind.
Now, years later, Trump is STILL trying to turn that humiliation into a ‘win’ in his addled mind.
March 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Remember how in 2019 Russian agents sent Tom Cotton a fake letter pretending to be Greenland's foreign minister wanting him to be the go between with an offer to Trump to buy it- an dummy believed it.
Now, years later, Trump is STILL trying to turn that humiliation into a ‘win’ in his addled mind.
Now, years later, Trump is STILL trying to turn that humiliation into a ‘win’ in his addled mind.
Yeah… Why follow science when you now have the opportunity to experience treatment of illness like a medieval peasant.🥴
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Yeah… Why follow science when you now have the opportunity to experience treatment of illness like a medieval peasant.🥴
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March 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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LMAO. This has to be the most Vermont protest sign ever.🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
March 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
LMAO. This has to be the most Vermont protest sign ever.🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Nutty Irishmen:
2oz Jameson
3oz Baileys
1oz Frangelico
Garnish with some grated nutmeg if you’re feeling fancy
*Any of these measurements can be adjusted to taste and no matter how you mix it you honestly can’t go wrong with this cocktail*
2oz Jameson
3oz Baileys
1oz Frangelico
Garnish with some grated nutmeg if you’re feeling fancy
*Any of these measurements can be adjusted to taste and no matter how you mix it you honestly can’t go wrong with this cocktail*
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Nutty Irishmen:
2oz Jameson
3oz Baileys
1oz Frangelico
Garnish with some grated nutmeg if you’re feeling fancy
*Any of these measurements can be adjusted to taste and no matter how you mix it you honestly can’t go wrong with this cocktail*
2oz Jameson
3oz Baileys
1oz Frangelico
Garnish with some grated nutmeg if you’re feeling fancy
*Any of these measurements can be adjusted to taste and no matter how you mix it you honestly can’t go wrong with this cocktail*
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail holds many years of Christmas nostalgia for me- a ‘Nutty Irishman’ paired with Christmas cookies. Cheers, y’all🥂
Tonight’s signature cocktail holds many years of Christmas nostalgia for me- a ‘Nutty Irishman’ paired with Christmas cookies. Cheers, y’all🥂
December 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail holds many years of Christmas nostalgia for me- a ‘Nutty Irishman’ paired with Christmas cookies. Cheers, y’all🥂
Tonight’s signature cocktail holds many years of Christmas nostalgia for me- a ‘Nutty Irishman’ paired with Christmas cookies. Cheers, y’all🥂
First batch of Christmas cookies🍪🎄
December 21, 2024 at 12:11 AM
First batch of Christmas cookies🍪🎄
Lolz. I got catfished by Pottery Barn😭🫠
December 20, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Lolz. I got catfished by Pottery Barn😭🫠
For this year‘s giving Tuesday I chose Planned Parenthood of New Mexico for opening their doors to the women of Texas having to flee my State for reproductive healthcare and in memory of the women we’ve lost who were denied that right.
December 3, 2024 at 3:41 PM
For this year‘s giving Tuesday I chose Planned Parenthood of New Mexico for opening their doors to the women of Texas having to flee my State for reproductive healthcare and in memory of the women we’ve lost who were denied that right.
So, this weird moose-knuckled numpty has just been nominated to head the FBI… seriously…
December 1, 2024 at 4:10 PM
So, this weird moose-knuckled numpty has just been nominated to head the FBI… seriously…
This outfit choice makes so much more sense now🥴
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 PM
This outfit choice makes so much more sense now🥴
Yes, that’s a half pound Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup… Annnnd…. Yes, it’s chosen vehicle by which I eat my feelings tonight..
If you’re on Chatter come join the fun👇🏻
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November 23, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Yes, that’s a half pound Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup… Annnnd…. Yes, it’s chosen vehicle by which I eat my feelings tonight..
If you’re on Chatter come join the fun👇🏻
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If you’re on Chatter come join the fun👇🏻
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‘Old Dirty Bastard’
dry vermouth (spritz glass)
3oz vodka
1/2oz olive juice
- shake w/ice and garnish with overstuffed blue cheese olives
*add Xanax as needed*
dry vermouth (spritz glass)
3oz vodka
1/2oz olive juice
- shake w/ice and garnish with overstuffed blue cheese olives
*add Xanax as needed*
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
‘Old Dirty Bastard’
dry vermouth (spritz glass)
3oz vodka
1/2oz olive juice
- shake w/ice and garnish with overstuffed blue cheese olives
*add Xanax as needed*
dry vermouth (spritz glass)
3oz vodka
1/2oz olive juice
- shake w/ice and garnish with overstuffed blue cheese olives
*add Xanax as needed*
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail is ‘Old Dirty Bastard’ (again) cause… well, y’all know why…
Cheers, y’all🍸
Tonight’s signature cocktail is ‘Old Dirty Bastard’ (again) cause… well, y’all know why…
Cheers, y’all🍸
November 16, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail is ‘Old Dirty Bastard’ (again) cause… well, y’all know why…
Cheers, y’all🍸
Tonight’s signature cocktail is ‘Old Dirty Bastard’ (again) cause… well, y’all know why…
Cheers, y’all🍸
Merry Merry Christmas!🎄
May your day be filled with as much joy as a dog about to devour a candy cane biscuit.
May your day be filled with as much joy as a dog about to devour a candy cane biscuit.
December 25, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Merry Merry Christmas!🎄
May your day be filled with as much joy as a dog about to devour a candy cane biscuit.
May your day be filled with as much joy as a dog about to devour a candy cane biscuit.
Blood Moon:
1 1/2oz Bourbon
3/4oz apricot liqueur
1/2oz lemon juice
3 dash creole bitters
2 dash orange bitters
Tiny pinch cinnamon
Shake w/ice
drizzle 1/2 tsp Luxardo cherry syrup in bottom of glass before gently pouring cocktail.
Garnish with Luxardo Cherry.
1 1/2oz Bourbon
3/4oz apricot liqueur
1/2oz lemon juice
3 dash creole bitters
2 dash orange bitters
Tiny pinch cinnamon
Shake w/ice
drizzle 1/2 tsp Luxardo cherry syrup in bottom of glass before gently pouring cocktail.
Garnish with Luxardo Cherry.
November 1, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Blood Moon:
1 1/2oz Bourbon
3/4oz apricot liqueur
1/2oz lemon juice
3 dash creole bitters
2 dash orange bitters
Tiny pinch cinnamon
Shake w/ice
drizzle 1/2 tsp Luxardo cherry syrup in bottom of glass before gently pouring cocktail.
Garnish with Luxardo Cherry.
1 1/2oz Bourbon
3/4oz apricot liqueur
1/2oz lemon juice
3 dash creole bitters
2 dash orange bitters
Tiny pinch cinnamon
Shake w/ice
drizzle 1/2 tsp Luxardo cherry syrup in bottom of glass before gently pouring cocktail.
Garnish with Luxardo Cherry.
Happy Halloween, y’all!
Hocus Pocus and Blood Moon Cocktails, paired with kettle corn & peanut M&Ms, is my idea of trick-or-treat heaven.🎃
Hocus Pocus and Blood Moon Cocktails, paired with kettle corn & peanut M&Ms, is my idea of trick-or-treat heaven.🎃
November 1, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Happy Halloween, y’all!
Hocus Pocus and Blood Moon Cocktails, paired with kettle corn & peanut M&Ms, is my idea of trick-or-treat heaven.🎃
Hocus Pocus and Blood Moon Cocktails, paired with kettle corn & peanut M&Ms, is my idea of trick-or-treat heaven.🎃
Apple Butter Baby:
2oz bourbon
2oz apple cider
1/2 tsp. Apple butter
6 dashes of walnut bitters
Dry shake /pour over ice
cinnamon stick/Apple garnish
2oz bourbon
2oz apple cider
1/2 tsp. Apple butter
6 dashes of walnut bitters
Dry shake /pour over ice
cinnamon stick/Apple garnish
October 28, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Apple Butter Baby:
2oz bourbon
2oz apple cider
1/2 tsp. Apple butter
6 dashes of walnut bitters
Dry shake /pour over ice
cinnamon stick/Apple garnish
2oz bourbon
2oz apple cider
1/2 tsp. Apple butter
6 dashes of walnut bitters
Dry shake /pour over ice
cinnamon stick/Apple garnish
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail the ‘Apple Butter Baby’ it’s pretty much based on things I needed to clean out of my fridge. It turned out delicious. I regret nothing.
Cheers, y’all🥃
Tonight’s signature cocktail the ‘Apple Butter Baby’ it’s pretty much based on things I needed to clean out of my fridge. It turned out delicious. I regret nothing.
Cheers, y’all🥃
October 28, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail the ‘Apple Butter Baby’ it’s pretty much based on things I needed to clean out of my fridge. It turned out delicious. I regret nothing.
Cheers, y’all🥃
Tonight’s signature cocktail the ‘Apple Butter Baby’ it’s pretty much based on things I needed to clean out of my fridge. It turned out delicious. I regret nothing.
Cheers, y’all🥃
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail is the ‘Rusty Nail’ in homage to last one House Republicans pounded into the coffin of Jim Jordan’s Speaker bid. Delicious.
Cheers, y’all🥃
*2oz Scotch, 1oz Drambuie, lemon peel garnish*
Tonight’s signature cocktail is the ‘Rusty Nail’ in homage to last one House Republicans pounded into the coffin of Jim Jordan’s Speaker bid. Delicious.
Cheers, y’all🥃
*2oz Scotch, 1oz Drambuie, lemon peel garnish*
October 21, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Happy Friday!
Tonight’s signature cocktail is the ‘Rusty Nail’ in homage to last one House Republicans pounded into the coffin of Jim Jordan’s Speaker bid. Delicious.
Cheers, y’all🥃
*2oz Scotch, 1oz Drambuie, lemon peel garnish*
Tonight’s signature cocktail is the ‘Rusty Nail’ in homage to last one House Republicans pounded into the coffin of Jim Jordan’s Speaker bid. Delicious.
Cheers, y’all🥃
*2oz Scotch, 1oz Drambuie, lemon peel garnish*
So, I’m normally strictly a single malt girl, but I just sampled some Johnny Walker Swing I picked up to use for making Godfathers and Rusty nails Annnd let me tell ya it is delicious. Like profile quality of whiskey twice it’s price delicious.🥃
October 20, 2023 at 3:04 AM
So, I’m normally strictly a single malt girl, but I just sampled some Johnny Walker Swing I picked up to use for making Godfathers and Rusty nails Annnd let me tell ya it is delicious. Like profile quality of whiskey twice it’s price delicious.🥃
This made me chortle.🤣
October 18, 2023 at 5:46 PM
This made me chortle.🤣