h4ckys4ck
@h4ckys4ck.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover and maybe more
Movie title - Ms Frankenstein.
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Movie title - Ms Frankenstein.
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
Tagline- Honestly, when you girls get together
There’s backstories for each individual body part and I’m not gonna lie it’s fairly sassy
An advent calendar for January culminating on the 20th, Blue Monday with a full sized Starbar might save lives.
rrp £18.50
rrp £18.50
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
An advent calendar for January culminating on the 20th, Blue Monday with a full sized Starbar might save lives.
rrp £18.50
rrp £18.50
Just unlocked a 3rd playable Womack
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just unlocked a 3rd playable Womack
Little bit of background about me. I’m from the small town of Catheter on the east coast of Scotland
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Little bit of background about me. I’m from the small town of Catheter on the east coast of Scotland
I’m from a small parming village just outside Middlesbrough
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m from a small parming village just outside Middlesbrough
Back from the town centre today realising I’d completely forgotten to score heroin. That’s what I went for as well, fml!
Honestly I’d lose my head if it wasn’t screwed on
Honestly I’d lose my head if it wasn’t screwed on
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Back from the town centre today realising I’d completely forgotten to score heroin. That’s what I went for as well, fml!
Honestly I’d lose my head if it wasn’t screwed on
Honestly I’d lose my head if it wasn’t screwed on
Whenever I leave the house I always say to myself “keys,keys dungarees”
Forgot to say it this morning and now I’m locked out my own house with just a pair of boxers and a vest on trying to hook my dungarees through the letterbox
Forgot to say it this morning and now I’m locked out my own house with just a pair of boxers and a vest on trying to hook my dungarees through the letterbox
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Whenever I leave the house I always say to myself “keys,keys dungarees”
Forgot to say it this morning and now I’m locked out my own house with just a pair of boxers and a vest on trying to hook my dungarees through the letterbox
Forgot to say it this morning and now I’m locked out my own house with just a pair of boxers and a vest on trying to hook my dungarees through the letterbox
That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it
Just greggsy’d my stove
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just greggsy’d my stove
If you try telling kids today that for a few months in 1999, Dougray Scott was ‘the’ hottest ticket in Hollywood they don’t want to listen
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you try telling kids today that for a few months in 1999, Dougray Scott was ‘the’ hottest ticket in Hollywood they don’t want to listen
Gone a bit sciencey on the mulled wine tho
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Gone a bit sciencey on the mulled wine tho
Just watched my arm on the telly winning a bronze at the Paralympics.
It should be me up there!
It should be me up there!
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just watched my arm on the telly winning a bronze at the Paralympics.
It should be me up there!
It should be me up there!
My name? Oh yes, my name, It’s Killington . Lake .
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My name? Oh yes, my name, It’s Killington . Lake .
What’s everyone’s favourite example of the Mintella Effect?
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What’s everyone’s favourite example of the Mintella Effect?
Q. What’s Jeremy Clarkson’s favourite acid?
A. carbollox
A. carbollox
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Q. What’s Jeremy Clarkson’s favourite acid?
A. carbollox
A. carbollox
My favourite movie fact of all time is that Sean Connery was working as a dinner lady at Pinewood Studios and during casting for Dr. No he accidentally walked into Cubby Broccoli’s office and masturbated him until he ejaculated
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My favourite movie fact of all time is that Sean Connery was working as a dinner lady at Pinewood Studios and during casting for Dr. No he accidentally walked into Cubby Broccoli’s office and masturbated him until he ejaculated
Bill Clinton doesn’t sweat either. He regulates his temperature by lolling his tongue out and panting rapidly
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bill Clinton doesn’t sweat either. He regulates his temperature by lolling his tongue out and panting rapidly
For me the real Teflon Don will always be Don Teflon, the guy who invented Teflon
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
For me the real Teflon Don will always be Don Teflon, the guy who invented Teflon
Tell me. Have you ever stood in line to see a show and there’s a light on?
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tell me. Have you ever stood in line to see a show and there’s a light on?
Everyone remembers their first mimzy
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Everyone remembers their first mimzy
Legit don’t think I’ve had penicillin since I was about 19
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Legit don’t think I’ve had penicillin since I was about 19
If you’re still eating baked feta nineteen seconds after it comes out the oven then I’m sorry but your just eating normal feta again
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you’re still eating baked feta nineteen seconds after it comes out the oven then I’m sorry but your just eating normal feta again
Vagisil for men but it’s called Vagizilla and it has caffeine in it and the bottle is in the shape of a naked woman getting dicked by a dragon
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Vagisil for men but it’s called Vagizilla and it has caffeine in it and the bottle is in the shape of a naked woman getting dicked by a dragon
Already chopped some wood wearing old joggers that are missing the crotch and flip flops this morning. My nips are on point
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Already chopped some wood wearing old joggers that are missing the crotch and flip flops this morning. My nips are on point
Why is empathy only ever really used for boring shit?
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why is empathy only ever really used for boring shit?