Gylphie, The Dionysus of Dragons
@gylphie.bsky.social
28 | Mostly SFW, still +18 | I shitpost a lot here | Aro/Ace | Dragon, sometimes squid thing | Illicit Burrito Solicitor | Forget Not 💜
PFP by Neltruin | Banner includes art from Sonsasu, BonnieBovine, and Nawka | NSFW content at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social
PFP by Neltruin | Banner includes art from Sonsasu, BonnieBovine, and Nawka | NSFW content at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social
Being the only person not on holiday at work like
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Being the only person not on holiday at work like
when YouTube decides that Sky King is going to come up on my feed again
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
when YouTube decides that Sky King is going to come up on my feed again
me when i work for GameFreak but im fucking drunk
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
me when i work for GameFreak but im fucking drunk
Literally the only Pokemon I focus on 😂
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Literally the only Pokemon I focus on 😂
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT FINALLY HAPPENED
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT FINALLY HAPPENED
Quickly shitposted this for Thanksgiving because I could and I am very bored 😂
Happy Thanksgiving yall 💜
Happy Thanksgiving yall 💜
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Quickly shitposted this for Thanksgiving because I could and I am very bored 😂
Happy Thanksgiving yall 💜
Happy Thanksgiving yall 💜
I'm stepping up the shitposting game this Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm stepping up the shitposting game this Thanksgiving
You can't hear me laugh so hard that I legit began crumbling into my seat, but this is why I love playing hardcore 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You can't hear me laugh so hard that I legit began crumbling into my seat, but this is why I love playing hardcore 😂
me: LATE TENNIS CAREER RENAISSANCE
my back:
my back:
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
me: LATE TENNIS CAREER RENAISSANCE
my back:
my back:
I was going back through some trims to organize my new Abiotic Factor clips and came across one of my most insane Crucible plays of blinting with Fighting Lion and getting a triple no scope with a collat on top and the appropriate reaction from me 😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was going back through some trims to organize my new Abiotic Factor clips and came across one of my most insane Crucible plays of blinting with Fighting Lion and getting a triple no scope with a collat on top and the appropriate reaction from me 😂
Pathfinder Without Context Session 1
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pathfinder Without Context Session 1
Joining Skattebo's Twitch Discord server and the first thing I see is this 😂
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Joining Skattebo's Twitch Discord server and the first thing I see is this 😂
when you repairing that tank but you're dummy thick and the clap of your asscheeks keeps distracting your fellow engineers
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
when you repairing that tank but you're dummy thick and the clap of your asscheeks keeps distracting your fellow engineers
when your turn is coming up in combat during D&D but you got to shit
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
when your turn is coming up in combat during D&D but you got to shit
Maybe murder isn't always wrong
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Maybe murder isn't always wrong
God fears seeing this on my screen when I am high
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
God fears seeing this on my screen when I am high
If we get Contact Harvest from these missions, I will forgive 343i for all its sins.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If we get Contact Harvest from these missions, I will forgive 343i for all its sins.
Tempted to take Cringe on a new PF2e character solely because of this wording.
October 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Tempted to take Cringe on a new PF2e character solely because of this wording.
My current experience with Abiotic Factor is perfectly summed up by this image.
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My current experience with Abiotic Factor is perfectly summed up by this image.
Gideon dying in the solidified and written lore desert like
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Gideon dying in the solidified and written lore desert like
The Avengers is the most ambitious crossover in histo-
October 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The Avengers is the most ambitious crossover in histo-