Gunmetal
@gunmetal-werewolf.bsky.social
Parachute lycanthrope, mauler of fascists. Drop me behind enemy lines to seize objectives and disrupt lines of communication. Also enjoys coffee, grilled meat, and bourbon.
Tag on Furtrack: https://www.furtrack.com/index/gunmetal
Owned by #Quebecoiswolf
Tag on Furtrack: https://www.furtrack.com/index/gunmetal
Owned by #Quebecoiswolf
Pretty sure that I’m not on the naughty list in spite of the incident with all those 101st guys.
Pretty sure.
Will be asking for that bazooka though.
Pretty sure.
Will be asking for that bazooka though.
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Pretty sure that I’m not on the naughty list in spite of the incident with all those 101st guys.
Pretty sure.
Will be asking for that bazooka though.
Pretty sure.
Will be asking for that bazooka though.
Seems like poor camouflage.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Seems like poor camouflage.
If I was a teacher who’d assigned this as homework, I would grade it as a solid “see me after class.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If I was a teacher who’d assigned this as homework, I would grade it as a solid “see me after class.”
OH NO HE DOESNT
GIVE IT BACK
GIVE IT BACK
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
OH NO HE DOESNT
GIVE IT BACK
GIVE IT BACK
I fallboard out of planes all the time.
Then the chute hits.
Then the chute hits.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I fallboard out of planes all the time.
Then the chute hits.
Then the chute hits.
Still waiting on the shoeshine guy…
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Still waiting on the shoeshine guy…
BOOTS ARE IMPORTANT
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
BOOTS ARE IMPORTANT
Boots are just Earses but inverted.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Boots are just Earses but inverted.
Bad news: no food at Applebees.
Good news: my K-rations look tastier than the brown substances in their kitchens.
Good news: my K-rations look tastier than the brown substances in their kitchens.
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Bad news: no food at Applebees.
Good news: my K-rations look tastier than the brown substances in their kitchens.
Good news: my K-rations look tastier than the brown substances in their kitchens.
Reporting that buffalo wings were seized and destroyed but no bones were present.
Possible decoy? Occult sorcery at work? Intel is unsure.
Proceeding to Phase Line APPLEBEES.
Still unsure how this operation Supports Our Troops, but at least I got free chicken.
Possible decoy? Occult sorcery at work? Intel is unsure.
Proceeding to Phase Line APPLEBEES.
Still unsure how this operation Supports Our Troops, but at least I got free chicken.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reporting that buffalo wings were seized and destroyed but no bones were present.
Possible decoy? Occult sorcery at work? Intel is unsure.
Proceeding to Phase Line APPLEBEES.
Still unsure how this operation Supports Our Troops, but at least I got free chicken.
Possible decoy? Occult sorcery at work? Intel is unsure.
Proceeding to Phase Line APPLEBEES.
Still unsure how this operation Supports Our Troops, but at least I got free chicken.
But I’m friendly! Look at how nicely I can smile!
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
But I’m friendly! Look at how nicely I can smile!