Jorgie
@guidelessmeteor.bsky.social
👽 I twerk in dark hallways while summoning chaotic spirits. Mexican food is my primary sustenance. Love horror, sci-fi, and comedy.
🏳️🌈 He/him. Happily single. Sex/kink/body-positive. 18+. English/Spanish.
🏳️🌈 He/him. Happily single. Sex/kink/body-positive. 18+. English/Spanish.
I echo this sentiment. I put my mini tree in my bedroom each year!
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I echo this sentiment. I put my mini tree in my bedroom each year!
Nina is my inspiration. I also wish to rest all day while looking adorable.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nina is my inspiration. I also wish to rest all day while looking adorable.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
Not pictured: Her sleeping on my lap for about two hours prior to this picture. I watched an entire movie while she slept.
Just watched "Death Becomes Her" for the first time. Those undead women serve so much cunt.
two women are laughing together with their mouths open and their eyes closed .
Alt: Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in "Death Becomes Her."
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November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Just watched "Death Becomes Her" for the first time. Those undead women serve so much cunt.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
36. Also, I miss those frames so much.
I'm a proud little slut this week! I stuffed my throat with good food this week, and two hogs on the side!
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm a proud little slut this week! I stuffed my throat with good food this week, and two hogs on the side!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lady Gaga
Kylie Minogue
Beyoncé
MARINA
Florence + the Machine
I am gay…and…slightly witchy? 😂😂
Lady Gaga
Kylie Minogue
Beyoncé
MARINA
Florence + the Machine
I am gay…and…slightly witchy? 😂😂
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Pulp
Pet Shop Boys
All Saints
Starsailor
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Pulp
Pet Shop Boys
All Saints
Starsailor
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Lady Gaga
Adele
Kali Uchis
Phantogram (x2)
Foals/Silversun Pickups
Had three days off for the holiday and they felt too short! Back at work for today. Do I look cute?
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Had three days off for the holiday and they felt too short! Back at work for today. Do I look cute?
We have family over tonight and they put on a novela. The first scene shows a woman crying in front a church while cutting her own hair (in broad daylight).
Girl, same.
Girl, same.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We have family over tonight and they put on a novela. The first scene shows a woman crying in front a church while cutting her own hair (in broad daylight).
Girl, same.
Girl, same.
I feel attacked by this.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I feel attacked by this.
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Man, that poison was extremely delayed. I had this meal over a week ago.
Me with the final shot of Episode 5:
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me with the final shot of Episode 5:
For all my Pluribus bloomfies, they released Episode 5 ahead of the holiday weekend!
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
For all my Pluribus bloomfies, they released Episode 5 ahead of the holiday weekend!
Once I read this, I knew I was going to have a fun time. I had an incredibly hot session tonight, and so many of my kinks were explored. 😵💫😈
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Once I read this, I knew I was going to have a fun time. I had an incredibly hot session tonight, and so many of my kinks were explored. 😵💫😈
I'm free! The only thing that would make today even better would be bloomfie bellies and bulges in my face! 🥰
Made it to work and now I'm wishing I could be home. I have the next three days off, so I'm ready for my mini vacation!
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm free! The only thing that would make today even better would be bloomfie bellies and bulges in my face! 🥰
Am I only one who mutes every chat on Microsoft Teams? I don't need an alert for every message.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Am I only one who mutes every chat on Microsoft Teams? I don't need an alert for every message.
Made it to work and now I'm wishing I could be home. I have the next three days off, so I'm ready for my mini vacation!
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Made it to work and now I'm wishing I could be home. I have the next three days off, so I'm ready for my mini vacation!
🎶Follow me down the streams of sweat on your body
Can't believe the lure was enough
Do you see how the wind in your hair now feels differently?
Catch and release the lure above🎶
#monochrome #monochromemonday #mcm
Can't believe the lure was enough
Do you see how the wind in your hair now feels differently?
Catch and release the lure above🎶
#monochrome #monochromemonday #mcm
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
🎶Follow me down the streams of sweat on your body
Can't believe the lure was enough
Do you see how the wind in your hair now feels differently?
Catch and release the lure above🎶
#monochrome #monochromemonday #mcm
Can't believe the lure was enough
Do you see how the wind in your hair now feels differently?
Catch and release the lure above🎶
#monochrome #monochromemonday #mcm
I don't remember these being cards in a tarot deck.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't remember these being cards in a tarot deck.
How are my bloomfies doing today? You guys doing all right?
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How are my bloomfies doing today? You guys doing all right?
Feeling like a colorful slut on Sunday.
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Feeling like a colorful slut on Sunday.
Friendsgiving is today! How does your boy look?
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Friendsgiving is today! How does your boy look?
Repost with your dick root
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Repost with your dick root
Thinking about a CellBlock 13 singlet I saw in a video earlier. It had a crotch pouch. Now I want something like that...
a computer keyboard with a red buy key
Alt: A keyboard with a pink "Buy" key instead of an "Enter" key.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Thinking about a CellBlock 13 singlet I saw in a video earlier. It had a crotch pouch. Now I want something like that...
The last five minutes of Plur1bus E4 were super creepy.
a woman sitting on a couch talking on a cell phone with the words " when the pluribus episode is over "
Alt: Carol Sturka lies on her couch. Text says, "When the Pluribus episode is over."
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November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The last five minutes of Plur1bus E4 were super creepy.