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Grumpy Rootbeer
@grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social
He/him, mid-30s, Iowan, nerd, leftist, cat lover
Watched Dirty Harry for the first time a few weeks back and it's plainly there to turn people against the very concept of civil rights, but damn if it isn't fun, entertaining, and great to look at
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No thanks. Return to sender, please.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Rudge taster
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's my number 3 of his at the moment, but it's got potential to be number 1 someday
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Because he's not offended that a difficult childhood is a thing that happens generally, but that it happened successfully to him, the specialest special boy
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
His whole set are desperate to live like developing world elites: in militarized fortresses of nauseating luxury and excess amidst comparative squalor and chaos. Being just another prospering citizen of a wealthy country just doesn't do it for them
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I "comprehensively" educated myself about sex at age 11 by reading the encyclopedia (how quaint!)
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It went great!
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Preferred holiday side dish?
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Got to have something first to lose it
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
He is losing the battle with old man face. That nose and those ears are only gonna get bigger, Bill!
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not during his term, at least.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My previous two up manager was giddy that ChatGPT was able to write a (extremely bland and nonspecific) mission statement for him.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Was just about to comment on how she is
100% 2025 Tammy Faye.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Being extremely rugged and masculine by spending every waking moment in fear that another guy might call me gay
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This is what is so funny about straight boy incel logic: straight women are attracted to all manner of gross weirdos!
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM