Grumpy D. Kelson
@grumpykelson.myatproto.social
In 2012 we measured the hierarchical growth of structure using galaxy groups.
In 2020 we analytically solved for the nonlinear growth of structure & it matched the Carnegie-Spitzer-IMACS Survey data.
But there’re more important things to worry about now.
In 2020 we analytically solved for the nonlinear growth of structure & it matched the Carnegie-Spitzer-IMACS Survey data.
But there’re more important things to worry about now.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Where is the lie?
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Where is the lie?
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Rest in peace, big guy. You were amazing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Rest in peace, big guy. You were amazing.
And for those of old enough to remember.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And for those of old enough to remember.
Counterpoint.
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Counterpoint.
<Taps the sign>
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
<Taps the sign>
Very handy tool to have at one’s disposal.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Very handy tool to have at one’s disposal.
If you have a noble brow you gotta show it off.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If you have a noble brow you gotta show it off.
Let me make it easier and cheaper for you, without having to invest billions of dollars.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Let me make it easier and cheaper for you, without having to invest billions of dollars.
This is fucking ironic as the state of Israel has totally abandoned diaspora Jews—which outnumber the Jewish population of Israel itself.
So who here has been abandoning their diaspora roots? Who exactly has decided not to stand with their people?
So who here has been abandoning their diaspora roots? Who exactly has decided not to stand with their people?
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is fucking ironic as the state of Israel has totally abandoned diaspora Jews—which outnumber the Jewish population of Israel itself.
So who here has been abandoning their diaspora roots? Who exactly has decided not to stand with their people?
So who here has been abandoning their diaspora roots? Who exactly has decided not to stand with their people?
There, that's better.
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There, that's better.
Got to school early for pickup so I could sit and read one more observing proposal but someone else had better ideas for my lap.
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Got to school early for pickup so I could sit and read one more observing proposal but someone else had better ideas for my lap.
For those of you who are a bit hungry and have some cash to spare, you can help raise funds for Long Beach Community Table.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
For those of you who are a bit hungry and have some cash to spare, you can help raise funds for Long Beach Community Table.
Now do Trump and Kash Patel and Nick Fuentes and Heritage and, heck, while we are here, now go do Netanyahu’s antipathy towards American Jews.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Now do Trump and Kash Patel and Nick Fuentes and Heritage and, heck, while we are here, now go do Netanyahu’s antipathy towards American Jews.
Raise your hand if you’ve seen Andy out on the lines trying to block ICE agents from stealing your neighbors.
If he’s the only one one who can stop Trump from taking over the city, how come we haven’t seen him out there doing it?
If he’s the only one one who can stop Trump from taking over the city, how come we haven’t seen him out there doing it?
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Raise your hand if you’ve seen Andy out on the lines trying to block ICE agents from stealing your neighbors.
If he’s the only one one who can stop Trump from taking over the city, how come we haven’t seen him out there doing it?
If he’s the only one one who can stop Trump from taking over the city, how come we haven’t seen him out there doing it?
This counts, more or less.
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This counts, more or less.
But it is a very close call.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
But it is a very close call.
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
D O G O W N E R S A S S E M B L E !
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
D O G O W N E R S A S S E M B L E !