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Gabriel R Johnson, novelist
@grjohnson.bsky.social
Surrealist coming-of-age comedy-horror novel A BAD DREAM WHERE YOU'RE BACK AT SCHOOL available in paperback now: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FSMY81PP
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Remember always, dear reader, ICE and other such disgusting freaks are also absolute cowards. You display more courage than they ever have just by going to work every day.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There are robots you can make that take out encampments much quicker than manually whacking dudes with swords. Unfortunately the gave all the overworld bosses instakills for builds.
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Right, and i did play around with making dumb impractical (and sometimes quite practical) shit after i beat ganon.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Food is more egregious imo, having to individually craft each meal instead of being able to make three meat skewers at a time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Korok seeds you can skip the cutscene, and youre rarely getting more than like, three upgrades at a time, right? And with hearts, it only plays the "heart drops from heaven" during thr first heart (each time you go to the statue). Still annoying, but twenty seconds, not ten minutes annoying.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
What are you referring to specifically?
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I lost interest extremely quickly. I think when Obvious Downgrade Washington is having the time stuff explained to him and he goes "but what about free will?" was about it for me. Didn't get to pattinson showing up at all.
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hmmm, to what degree did van buren fuck tho?
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Whatever it is it better have a better title than "death by lightning." He didn't die by lightning, he died by getting shot then getting poor medical care for his survivable wound. Shoulda been called "in america even the president's healthcare sucks."
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Excellent pick
December 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Havent seen it all yet, i assume he has a casual run-in with Guiteau? (not mad at all about spoilers, genuinely)
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What other "boring" president should they make an expensive miniseries about next? Taylor? Tippecanoe? Harding?
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Really makes the case that Garfield would've been a great president we would've remembered for his kindness and progressivism had he not been shot by a weird mentally ill guy shortly into his term, and not a guy only known for being the other assassinayed president.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oviously Michael Shannon is a great James Garfield, why wouldn't he be?
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Somehow the role was Nick Offerman was born to play is Chester A Arthur?
December 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Whoever cast Matthew MacFadyen as Charles Guiteau deserves a raise, what a perfect British actor to portray such a distinct form of American madness.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Is this true about Mona specifically and not, say, Madonna on the Rocks or Last Supper, paintings which I and I assume others get a lot more basic enjoyment from?
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM