Gripe Soda 🍇
@gripesoda.bsky.social
Archivist. Librarian. Acrobat. Dweeb. Autist. Weekend worrier. Inept gardener. Bad hair + bad skin + bad attitude. Fix your hearts or die.
The city-wide Brussels sprouts shortage is getting ridiculous at this point.
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The city-wide Brussels sprouts shortage is getting ridiculous at this point.
If I had a choice to hang out with Tarantino or with Matthew Lillard, I would 100% pick Matthew Lillard.
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
If I had a choice to hang out with Tarantino or with Matthew Lillard, I would 100% pick Matthew Lillard.
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
ASMR content always completely fucks my Spotify Wrapped.
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ASMR content always completely fucks my Spotify Wrapped.
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
Why does Austin so frequently smell Beyond Terrible?
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Why does Austin so frequently smell Beyond Terrible?
The godawful Spec’s AI billboards in Austin just turned me into a loyal Twin Liquors customer.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The godawful Spec’s AI billboards in Austin just turned me into a loyal Twin Liquors customer.
There’s just something so magical about taking a tree from outside and putting it in your house.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There’s just something so magical about taking a tree from outside and putting it in your house.
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accidentally went to the grocery store the weekend before thanksgiving...is it everyone's first day on earth
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
accidentally went to the grocery store the weekend before thanksgiving...is it everyone's first day on earth
Flung like $75 of wildflower seed on the yard today. Always feels like a stupid and wild leap of faith.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Flung like $75 of wildflower seed on the yard today. Always feels like a stupid and wild leap of faith.
As someone who is hopelessly addicted to Spotify, I am appreciative of the mass fuckup/outage because it is making me try new things. Thanks, dummies!
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
As someone who is hopelessly addicted to Spotify, I am appreciative of the mass fuckup/outage because it is making me try new things. Thanks, dummies!
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
No one cares about anyone else’s games (especially me), but it finally happened:
Wordle 1,600 1/6
November 5
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,600 1/6
November 5
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No one cares about anyone else’s games (especially me), but it finally happened:
Wordle 1,600 1/6
November 5
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,600 1/6
November 5
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Steinbeck discussed this almost a century ago.
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Steinbeck discussed this almost a century ago.
Someone in the library is eating bacon and the entire library smells like bacon.
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Someone in the library is eating bacon and the entire library smells like bacon.
I’m currently in Spain (calm down). I had forgotten what it’s like to be surrounded by short brunettes (of all ages and genders). I fit in like a spoon in a drawer. Mi gente!
October 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m currently in Spain (calm down). I had forgotten what it’s like to be surrounded by short brunettes (of all ages and genders). I fit in like a spoon in a drawer. Mi gente!
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months
Bluesky letting the fascists in feels like when Facebook opened the floodgates to the public. It’s assuring its eventual demise.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bluesky letting the fascists in feels like when Facebook opened the floodgates to the public. It’s assuring its eventual demise.
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
I am once again out of podcasts.
October 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I am once again out of podcasts.
I finally read The Stepford Wives. 10,000 stars. Ira Levin undefeated.
October 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I finally read The Stepford Wives. 10,000 stars. Ira Levin undefeated.
It’s a me.
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
October 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s a me.
I'm just so happy all my spooky podcasts are coming back.
October 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm just so happy all my spooky podcasts are coming back.
Controversial, I guess, but I find Jeff Foxworthy hilarious as the new host of #RadioRental. I'm excited for new episodes. Can't wait to hear what he has to say about Virgos.
October 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Controversial, I guess, but I find Jeff Foxworthy hilarious as the new host of #RadioRental. I'm excited for new episodes. Can't wait to hear what he has to say about Virgos.