Oh good, I fucked up my foot and it's swollen up enough just in time to be a fucking Macy's parade balloon

Eating a pile of cookies and evaluating my life choices that led me to where I am. (The cookies are delicious)

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What year is it? The last thing I remember is x-10 camera ads

If the rapture did happen, would we have to save flat earthers from the firmament dome? Poke them off the ceiling with a stick like a stray birthday balloon? Asking for a friend.

:( I hammered my finger putting in a romex box while installing the electrical for some lighting. Pity me.

Tool sensor, what you lookin at? Who hurt you?

Got my basket full of human heads

Who wants to join my onlyfans where you pay me to NOT post nudes? I can't see how that'd backfire. Easy money

So Gen X here. Seein lotta generational devide, maybe it's because I grew up in the old punk/metal scenes but I don't like it. Older gens need to remember what it's like bein a kid. Foster them, be kind. Be the gasoline to their match so they can burn shit down the way we couldn't.

My coworkers are starting to realize that me saying "fuck it!" is my equivalent to "hold my beer".

Fixed it.

Day shift. Plz. Why. Why you do this to me. I thought we were friends.

Can't be stuck if it's liquid

*sad matsuura noises*