Gretchen Alice
@gretchenalice.bsky.social
Librarian by day, food nerd by night.
There’s not enough chatter about Sam Seaborn in the slutty little glasses discourse.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
There’s not enough chatter about Sam Seaborn in the slutty little glasses discourse.
Strong Starstruck Odyssey vibes.
May 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Strong Starstruck Odyssey vibes.
🚨 the goodnight moon stamps have dropped 🚨
store.usps.com/store/produc...
store.usps.com/store/produc...
Goodnight Moon Stamps | USPS.com
Delight in the nostalgia of this beloved children’s book with the Goodnight Moon Forever® stamps.
store.usps.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
🚨 the goodnight moon stamps have dropped 🚨
store.usps.com/store/produc...
store.usps.com/store/produc...
Someone should write a queer royal romance called Two Princes where the tagline is “If you want to call me baby, just go ahead now.”
April 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone should write a queer royal romance called Two Princes where the tagline is “If you want to call me baby, just go ahead now.”
Being in your late thirties means having a stamp on your hand because you were out late at a book event
February 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Being in your late thirties means having a stamp on your hand because you were out late at a book event
SNL not having the teeth to show Tr**p in the regrettable hosts bit is just about the most SNL thing I can think of.
February 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
SNL not having the teeth to show Tr**p in the regrettable hosts bit is just about the most SNL thing I can think of.
I saw a car that had both a baby on board sticker and a new driver magnet. Is…is the baby the new driver?
February 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I saw a car that had both a baby on board sticker and a new driver magnet. Is…is the baby the new driver?
“Fuckin’ tourists,” I mutter to myself, fully aware that I, too, am a tourist.
January 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“Fuckin’ tourists,” I mutter to myself, fully aware that I, too, am a tourist.
I’m deeply missing the internet of the early 2010s this weekend.
Give me Google Reader! Give me terrible instagram filters! Give me Superwholock tumblr!
Give me Google Reader! Give me terrible instagram filters! Give me Superwholock tumblr!
January 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m deeply missing the internet of the early 2010s this weekend.
Give me Google Reader! Give me terrible instagram filters! Give me Superwholock tumblr!
Give me Google Reader! Give me terrible instagram filters! Give me Superwholock tumblr!
Can’t wait for Magical Billy Joel to show up during Gauntlet at the Garden.
#Dimension20
#Dimension20
January 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Can’t wait for Magical Billy Joel to show up during Gauntlet at the Garden.
#Dimension20
#Dimension20
Not me explaining Dimension 20 to all of my coworkers at staff meeting when they asked why I’m going to New York later this month.
January 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Not me explaining Dimension 20 to all of my coworkers at staff meeting when they asked why I’m going to New York later this month.
I was driving through the middle of nowhere Texas last night and I thought it seemed extra dark outside, but that’s because I was driving WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON.
December 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I was driving through the middle of nowhere Texas last night and I thought it seemed extra dark outside, but that’s because I was driving WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON.
I’m not going to meet my reading goal for the year, but at least I can still say…nice.
December 18, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I’m not going to meet my reading goal for the year, but at least I can still say…nice.
Questions my mom asked me during the Minecraft trailer…
“Is that Jack Black?”
“What is Minecraft?”
“Who’s that?” (“Jason Momoa.” “Oh yes, he’s very handsome.”)
“Is that Jack Black?”
“What is Minecraft?”
“Who’s that?” (“Jason Momoa.” “Oh yes, he’s very handsome.”)
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Questions my mom asked me during the Minecraft trailer…
“Is that Jack Black?”
“What is Minecraft?”
“Who’s that?” (“Jason Momoa.” “Oh yes, he’s very handsome.”)
“Is that Jack Black?”
“What is Minecraft?”
“Who’s that?” (“Jason Momoa.” “Oh yes, he’s very handsome.”)
It’s my favorite time of year - not paying any attention to folks’ Spotify Wrapped lists.
December 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
It’s my favorite time of year - not paying any attention to folks’ Spotify Wrapped lists.
And that’s what you missed on Glee!
December 2, 2024 at 4:33 AM
And that’s what you missed on Glee!
@rainbowrowell.bsky.social I forgot to get plate pics this year, but we went to a buffet on a ranch in the middle of Texas and it included this glorious shrimp pile and a “Soup Corner”.
November 29, 2024 at 2:14 AM
@rainbowrowell.bsky.social I forgot to get plate pics this year, but we went to a buffet on a ranch in the middle of Texas and it included this glorious shrimp pile and a “Soup Corner”.
Can confirm. It's a perfect series.
With Wicked out now, I'm going to plead with everyone who loves Jonathan Bailey to watch Crashing on Netflix with Phoebe Waller Bridge. Love this series so much.
November 26, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Can confirm. It's a perfect series.
I feel like I’m betraying 17yo Gretchen by not going to see Wicked on opening day.
November 22, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I feel like I’m betraying 17yo Gretchen by not going to see Wicked on opening day.
W: “Can we just sit and eat and watch tv?”
G: “You know those are three of my favorite things.”
G: “You know those are three of my favorite things.”
November 21, 2024 at 3:21 PM
W: “Can we just sit and eat and watch tv?”
G: “You know those are three of my favorite things.”
G: “You know those are three of my favorite things.”
I had a dream last night that I did improv class with Taylor Swift *and* Brennan Lee Mulligan, which says a lot about my subconscious.
November 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I had a dream last night that I did improv class with Taylor Swift *and* Brennan Lee Mulligan, which says a lot about my subconscious.
I give Gosling's best song performance a Ken out of Ken.
March 11, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I give Gosling's best song performance a Ken out of Ken.
Decorating the meeting room for a library program
March 2, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Decorating the meeting room for a library program