(OTD in 1957 John Betjeman auditioned for the role of Sauron in Leni Riefenstahl’s doomed Lord of The Rings project. His ‘lack of chemistry’ with co-star Conrad Veidt (Frodo) allegedly blighted the project from the start
(OTD in 1957 John Betjeman auditioned for the role of Sauron in Leni Riefenstahl’s doomed Lord of The Rings project. His ‘lack of chemistry’ with co-star Conrad Veidt (Frodo) allegedly blighted the project from the start
‘You do know that’s not how clocks work, don’t you?’
(‘Allegory of University Management’, 2025)
‘You do know that’s not how clocks work, don’t you?’
(‘Allegory of University Management’, 2025)
‘He just appeared in the quad, announced he was infallible & refused to leave until we’d regraded him to a First’, observed a shaken Dame Eleanor Fitzbadderley, Mistress of Boverille College. ‘& then his attack-deacons drank all the sherry...’
‘He just appeared in the quad, announced he was infallible & refused to leave until we’d regraded him to a First’, observed a shaken Dame Eleanor Fitzbadderley, Mistress of Boverille College. ‘& then his attack-deacons drank all the sherry...’
The little shi…. Look, he’s not here yet; change it to ‘The Three Musketeers’ and there’s a tenner in it for you...
(‘The stories Behind Great Book Titles’ number 15)
The little shi…. Look, he’s not here yet; change it to ‘The Three Musketeers’ and there’s a tenner in it for you...
(‘The stories Behind Great Book Titles’ number 15)
Wha?. I thought you’d be a man...
‘Well, I thought you’d be a pencil...’
Hmmm....oh no, here comes Caryl Phillips.
‘Wha...she’s a bloke now? I think I need a drink.’
Wha?. I thought you’d be a man...
‘Well, I thought you’d be a pencil...’
Hmmm....oh no, here comes Caryl Phillips.
‘Wha...she’s a bloke now? I think I need a drink.’
‘Come on out you little shite, you must be in there somewhere!’
(‘Pandora and Her Box’, 2025’)
‘Come on out you little shite, you must be in there somewhere!’
(‘Pandora and Her Box’, 2025’)
‘You, sir, are a bounder and a cad. ‘Heart of Darkness’? ‘Fart of Darkness’ more like!’
‘You take that back, you French Jessie!’
‘You, sir, are a bounder and a cad. ‘Heart of Darkness’? ‘Fart of Darkness’ more like!’
‘You take that back, you French Jessie!’
‘What’s that old son? ‘Decolonising the curriculum’? Yes, we did that in ‘57. Swapped Kipling for Buchan. Never looked back. We were such radicals back then. Help yourself to an Empire Biscuit, they’re delicious...’
‘What’s that old son? ‘Decolonising the curriculum’? Yes, we did that in ‘57. Swapped Kipling for Buchan. Never looked back. We were such radicals back then. Help yourself to an Empire Biscuit, they’re delicious...’
‘Good work Reepi. That enhanced cctv footage clinches it. Lucy, Mr Beaver, get down to ‘Tumnus’ Goatburgers’ now and bring that SOB in. We’ve got our goddam rustler at last.’
‘Good work Reepi. That enhanced cctv footage clinches it. Lucy, Mr Beaver, get down to ‘Tumnus’ Goatburgers’ now and bring that SOB in. We’ve got our goddam rustler at last.’
(‘Britain’s Worst Vice Chancellors’ returns tonight at 7.00)
(‘Britain’s Worst Vice Chancellors’ returns tonight at 7.00)
Christ: But only you, Martha, knew Mary’s habit of removing her spectacles before yoga, & could switch her halo for that cheese wire without Leo there barking
Martha: It's uncanny. Do you know everything?
Christ: (looks to camera. winks. Fade out)
Christ: But only you, Martha, knew Mary’s habit of removing her spectacles before yoga, & could switch her halo for that cheese wire without Leo there barking
Martha: It's uncanny. Do you know everything?
Christ: (looks to camera. winks. Fade out)
Surgeon: ‘You see how with experience I have learnt to remove the cornea by touch alone, with the patient completely oblivious to the procedure'
Unknown Orphan: 'Aaaaaaaargh'
Surgeon: ‘You see how with experience I have learnt to remove the cornea by touch alone, with the patient completely oblivious to the procedure'
Unknown Orphan: 'Aaaaaaaargh'
‘Can you try ‘n show something on thy face ‘tween rapture and ecstasy, ma’am… Imagine a gret rough beast were ‘aving its way with you…’
‘Can you try ‘n show something on thy face ‘tween rapture and ecstasy, ma’am… Imagine a gret rough beast were ‘aving its way with you…’
‘And what of me? Do I and my exotic, eccentric chocolate factory perhaps feature at all….?’
Sorry, Willy, not a word.
‘Tosser!’
‘And what of me? Do I and my exotic, eccentric chocolate factory perhaps feature at all….?’
Sorry, Willy, not a word.
‘Tosser!’