Beryl
Beryl
@greenberyl.bsky.social
The first rule of Bluesky is to have fun and be yourself!
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adding a "hmph 💢" to the end of your posts
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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The answer, hard as it may be, is to grow up enough to not get mad about the idea of someone 'abusing the system' to get mild accommodations that won't even especially benefit them. It's a non-issue and making life harder for even a single disabled person to avoid it is obscene.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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If you ever get imposter syndrome remember that the richest man in the world thinks chess would be improved with a tech tree and fog of war
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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The funny thing about social democrats posting this image all the time is that this is exactly what they do to any actual revolutionary socialist government
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.

But there's an even more important reason...
the internet is now a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy and so on
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling

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November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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the reason 101 dalmations looks like that is because disney incorporated xerography (ie early photocopying technology) into the animation process. rough pencils (by mostly male animators) were copied onto the cels so that disney could fire the (mostly female) inkers. remember that art can lie to you
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Smoking that shit that made the furtive pygmy so easily forgotten.
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The Riddler: I have hidden the bomb deactivation codes with a member of your rogues gallery, Batman. Let's just say you'll be encountering... big challenges to find it.
Batman: This is your third Sanrio-themed riddle this month.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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dawg I'm going to fucking piss and shit myself I'm punching holes in the fucking walls
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM